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  • Member since 2013
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About Me

ABOUT ME

I'm a big man with a long beard(not anymore) and a lot of dreams and interests. I have studied italian literature and I'm a doctor in journalism. I love music and concerts, reading books full of crazy stories, watching any kind of film and travelling. I also like sports and beautiful landscapes and i pass my spare time talkin' with my friends or strangers about everything.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Becuz I love couch and I love surfing

Interests

I'm very interesting in olimpic games, world peace, universe's discovering, cinema, art, literature.

  • arts
  • books
  • literature
  • concerts
  • dining
  • clubbing
  • shopping
  • movies
  • reading
  • traveling
  • music
  • classical music
  • jazz
  • sports
  • journalism
  • medicine

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The other important joke for me is one that's, uh, usually attributed to Groucho Marx, but I think it appears originally in Freud's wit and its relation to the unconscious. And it goes like this-I'm paraphrasing: Uh ... "I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women. Tsch, you know, lately the strangest things have been going through my mind, 'cause I turned forty, tsch, and I guess I'm going through a life crisis or something, I don't know. I, uh ... and I'm not worried about aging. I'm not one o' those characters, you know. Although I'm balding slightly on top, that's about the worst you can say about me. I, uh, I think I'm gonna get better as I get older, you know? I think I'm gonna be the-the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to say the, uh, distinguished gray, for instance, you know? 'Less I'm neither o' those two. Unless I'm one o' those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Peace, unity, love and having fun. And Italian food also.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Switzerland, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy

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