My mission is now, well...

When the first time your life falls apart, you bullshit yourself about finding yourself through hardships and beauty of the nature,
connecting with pure transcendence via the sheer stunningness of what you immerse yourself into in the epic quest of catching the
glimpse of hope that you could hold on to when starting your new life

When the second time shit blows right in your hands, you remember the formula but most importantly, you kind of know what to do

The third time shit hits the fan, you just cut the crap and buy ticket to Amazonia (again).

And it's the third time

And to teach YOU what to exactly NOT to do in order NOT to end up just like me. It's better to learn from the mistakes of the others,
even if that is something that you know because you are the one who did the mistake instead of listening to others.

And since a life is a joke anyway, let's make it a fun&funny one ;)

So why not invite a gypsy to your house? Come on.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

because, it's awesome, right?

look, normally people lock their houses so strangers won't come in and rob their treasures, kill their pet tarantulas and/or burn the place.

in this universe, strangers are coming in the house, bring vodka and flowers and people are having fun whole night.

I simply prefer to be here

Interests

amazon jungle, amazon river, universe, quantum physics, chemistry, alchemy, cruising on bike through endless corn fields, some poetry, some cooking, flowers, fluffy animals, animals without fur, hacking, IT security, recovering passport from Vietnamese mafia, precious metals, precious stones (except diamonds, they are boring and flammable, stone that burns is a joke), waterfalls, coral reefs, deserts, forests, virtually any places with internet access except Georgetown in Guyana - I am really not interested in Georgetown, gravity, business opportunities, nuclear bombs, rocket science, rocket propelled grenades, lucid dreams, anything that starts with "psychedelic", smiling , collapse of fiat money, burning banks to the ground, running from angry elephants

and I do love talking about politics and economy.

Music, Movies, and Books

music -I don't even know anymore, but i definitely hate rap

books (authors) - seneca, taleb, ayn rand

movies - anything directed by Mads Brugger

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I wish I could talk about that, but well, I really shouldn't. Sorry.

updated 2023:

i kind of, by accident, broke into the house of Nassim Nicholas Taleb and met his 90yo mother and talked with him on videochat
there's more I shouldn't talk about but there's some I can share in private, I guess

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And i never gave up!

Teach, Learn, Share

I can help you with anything except breaking old windows with axe, I did it once and cut my artery so please don't ask me for that. I'm also really terrible at cleaning shoes from dog shit without spraining my ankle.

What I Can Share with Hosts

flowers, fruit, stories, passwords of your neighbors' wifi - you name it

updated 2023:

i do my best to polite, respectful and respect boundaries, but please forgive me if we accidentally become best friends

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Andorra, Anguilla, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominica, Ecuador, Egypt, Estonia, Finland, France, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Guadeloupe, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Hungary, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Morocco, Myanmar, Nepal, Netherlands, Norway, Oman, Palestine, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Qatar, Romania, Russian Federation, Rwanda, Saint Martin (French part), Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, San Marino, Senegal, Seychelles, Singapore, Sint Maarten (Dutch part), Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Tunisia, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vatican City State, Venezuela, Viet Nam, Virgin Islands, U.S., Western Sahara

Countries I’ve Lived In

Dominica, Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Romania, Turkey