CURRENT MISSION

My mission is to circumnavigate the continent, to safely and zanily transport fanatical zealots to and from the idylls of pastoralia to the mayhem of modern urbanity.

ABOUT ME

After a hectic and lengthy emigration to Rwanda from Europe, I sat defunct in a garage for several years, comforted only by the memories of a long-since purring engine. Then, one obscure and nameless day, my saviour, also known as 'The Captain', rescued me from a fate of junkyard idleness. Some tender love and care later, and my insides were rejuvinated. The transformative power of His Grace The Captain left me indebted to this young man's service. We have since soldered a bond stronger than the most volatile of adhesives, and our voyage has become a manifestation of co-operation and audacity.

PHILOSOPHY

All writing is pig shit, and everything that is written is absolutely true.

To harness the pulsing tide of temporal existence on this planet, I advocate full immersion in and complete detachment of any situation.

I only think 5 minutes into the future.

I don't pay the fines associated with traffic violations.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

My participation is two-fold: 1)To provide a reliable, comfortable mobile home for wayward vagrants, and 2) To squat respectfully in any abode, backyard, or garage willing to shelter me from the elements. I believe in gifting things, be they services, objects, words of wisdom, or fleeting visceral sensations.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I am a new member to the official Couch Surfing website, though I've been an unregistered participant since the age of 12. If only these walls could talk...

Interests

I am interested in all things ethereal, ephemeral, and enigmatic. If you can spit fire, weave baskets, do cartwheels, hop on one foot, ride a tricycle, belly dance, speak Esperanto, or play Chinese checkers, you'll fit in like a charm with me.

• writing
• dancing
• surfing

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

As a proponent of humility, I opt NOT to brag about my previous experience. The past has already happened, the future is unwritten, and I think it's amazing that I'm alive right now, staring at a computer screen, updating my profile.

Teach, Learn, Share

What I can offer the community of Couch Surfers is contingent on the receptivity of the learner. I harbor many specialists, each equipped with their own versatile skill set, each an authority on his or her discipline, each a repository of priceless information.

Countries I’ve Visited

Botswana, Burundi, Malawi, Namibia, Swaziland, Tanzania, Zambia

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany, Italy, Rwanda, South Africa