CURRENT MISSION

Following the drinking gourd!

ABOUT ME

I'll change your stance on people who look like Bill Gates.

PHILOSOPHY

Any & all jokes are acceptable. Cheapest beer is the best beer.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

We'll have some laughs. I'll hopefully not stink up your living quarters, and in turn I will fulfill any photoshop request of your choosing.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Limited, but hoping to do more.

Interests

Anything funny. Playing sports/drinking/dancing/shootin the shit/art/hiking/writing/sightseeing/pooping/watching TV/messing with people on chatroulette. I'm down for basically anything as long as it's not work.

• arts
• writing
• dancing
• beer
• drinking
• tv
• juggling
• hiking
• sports
• sightseeing

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies: corny horror (dead alive, sleepaway camp),
Music: gangster rap, elton john, Jesse and the Rippers.
Books: books are an obsolete form of entertainment.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

at one point I was the #2 GEOMETRY WARS player in the world. i also once ate bull penis

Teach, Learn, Share

I can regale you with tales of romantic futility. I can teach photoshop. I can teach you how to JUGGLE. Can't do cartwheels.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Brunei Darussalam, Cambodia, Canada, China, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Laos, Macao, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Northern Ireland, Philippines, Singapore, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, Thailand, United Kingdom, United States, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Japan, Philippines, South Korea, Thailand, United States

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