Below is copied from a dating profile. While that's not what I plan to use Couchsurfing for I think it manages to cover me in a nutshell. Especially the 4th bullet point when it comes to these types of profiles... 🙃 See Instagram @mhoeffner for more photos.

I've been to 100+ countries, mostly in the last 5 years, yet as of September, 2017 I have yet to use Couchsurfing even just once for accommodation or meetups. I feel like that's been a huge miss on my part and I'd like to change that...

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World wanderer
Aspiring minimalist
Recovered workaholic
Procrastinator extraordinaire
Adulthood avoider
Endearingly awkward
Mostly harmless
Shitty ice breaker
4.92 Uber rating
6'2" in 👠
Addicted to capsaicin
Allergic to dolphins

My job is based in Texas but I live no/any/everywhere

我游览过的国家

Albania, Andorra, Argentina, Armenia, Austria, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cabo Verde, Cambodia, Canada, Cayman Islands, Chile, China, Comoros, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Côte d'Ivoire, Democratic Republic of Congo, Denmark, Djibouti, Egypt, El Salvador, England, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, France, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Gibraltar, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Guinea-Bissau, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kosovo, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macao, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Marshall Islands, Mauritius, Micronesia, Federated States of, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Myanmar, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, North Korea, Northern Ireland, Oman, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russian Federation, Rwanda, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Somalia, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Swaziland, Taiwan, Tanzania, Thailand, Togo, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uzbekistan, Viet Nam, Zambia, Zimbabwe

我居住过的国家

United States