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  • 7 references 4 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Chinese (Simplified), English, French; learning Arabic, German, Russian, Spanish, Turkish
  • 40, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • Sales Manager
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  • From Lanzhou, Gansu, China
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

AS SOON AS SOMEONE IS IDENTIFIED AS AN UNSUNG HERO, HE NO LONGER IS.

ABOUT ME

ABOUT MYSELF
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE AT JOB'S FAIR OR YOU ARE HUNTING FOR A JOB .
SOME VERY NICE WORDS WHICH I PUT BLUNTLY TO DESCRIBE ME
#1 BIG LIAR
#2 REALISTIC
#3 BULLSHIT TOO MUCH
#4 COMPLAINING TOO MUCH
#5 SELFISH-ORIENTED
#6 RULES BREAKER
#7 INDIVIDUALISM
#8 CAFEEALIC
#9 CHAMAELEONIDE
#10 PATIENCE
#11 BALD CRITICIZER
NOW ,YOU WILL KNOW ME BETTER THAN MY PICTURES .

I DON'T HAVE PET PEEVES — I HAVE MAJOR PSYCHOTIC FUCKING HATREDS!

PHILOSOPHY

A little learning is a dangerous thing;
Drink deep ,or taste not the Pierian spring ;
There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain ;
And drinking largely sobers us again .

I SAW THE SLOGAN SAYS :"CHILDREN IS OUR FUTURE"
BEFORE I WANTED THIS ONE TO BE MY WORDS .
BUT LATER ON ,I WAS FOOLED BY SOCIAL EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM
HEREBY ,I MENTION THAT IT IS VERY STUPID .
SOCIAL EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM SUCKS .
WHEN YOU WERE KID ,PEOPLE TELL YOU :YOU ARE THE FUTURE.
YOU EVEN DON'T KNOW WHAT'D F**K IS THAT ???
THEN YOU GROW UP LIKE AN ADULT ,YOU TELL YOUR KID .
YOU ARE THE FUTURE ...IS IT A MISSION TASK OR WHAT ?
MY PHILOSOPHY VERY SIMPLE :

EMPTY YOUR MIND ,QUESTION ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE A DOUBT ABOUT .DIG DEEPER TO THE THINGS THAT YOU ARE QUESTIONING ABOUT ...YOU WILL BE SURPRISED TO UNDERSTAND ,PAPA IS NO LONGER SPRING CHICKENS ANYMORE.

LIFE IS LIKE A WHEEL ,IT TURNS SLOWLY AND DRAMATICALLY.
IF SPINS FAST ,YOU WILL HAVE A HANGOVER WHEN YOU GET UP NEXT MORNING .

PEOPLE ARE VERY INTERESTING ANIMALS ,BIOLOGICALLY ,HUMAN BEINGS LIKE THE BUNCHES OF NERVOUS ,AXONS AND CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ,JUST LIKE A ROBOT ,BRAIN IS A CENTER GIVING AND TAKING THE SIGNALS .PSYCHOLOGICALLY ,HUMAN BEINGS HAVE A FEELING ,LOVE ,EMOTION ECT .

LIVE SIMPLE IS HARD WORK BUT THINK SIMPLE IS EASY DONE.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

MY FRIEND JEV PETERSBERG HAS ME TO KNOW THIS WEBSITE.
HE TOLD ME IT WAS AMAZING THING WHEN YOU HAVE REGISTERED.
I HAVE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING OVER THERE ,SO I WAS IN ...IT WAS GOOD AT BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOOD OR BAD ...SO AT BEGINNING I WAS RECEIVED TONS OF EMAILS ,IT WAS SO SO COOL THAT STARTED TO MEET SOME COUCHSURFERS ,AFTERWARDS ,IT WAS LIKE F###ING STUPID SH#T ,COUCHSURFERS TRAVEL TO MY PLACE AND SLEEP MY HOME ,FREE LAUNDRY ...NO SUCH COMMUNICATION INVOLVED .I WAS LIKE A SMALL CHARITY ,GIVING THE PEOPLE FOOD ,HELP AND ...THEN WHAT'D F*** ABOUT ? OK ,I'M DONE .SO IT'S MY TURN TO COUCHSURF ...
***UNCOOL STORY BUT FUNNY AND MEANINGFUL***
MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I DEPICTED .
DEFINITELY THOSE F***KING COUCHSURFERS ALSO DON'T LIKE

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

ONCE WHEN I WAS IN ITALY (ROME) ,CONTACTED A GUY FROM COUCHSURFING WEBSITE ,ME NEAR THE COLOSSIUM HE TOOK ME AROUND AND SHOWED ME SOME INTERESTS PLACES THEN HE ASKED ME TO GIVE HIS 100 EUROS FOR SIGHTSEEING AND ALSO TO BUY A CUP OF COFFEE ,I SAID "NO" ,HIS FACE WAS CHANGING COLOR ,I SPRINTED AWAY ,HE STALKED ME VERY CLOSE TILL I HAD TO CALL MY FRIEND KEITH ...THAT WAS F**KING STORY ,I REGRET THAT I WERE NOT BUFFED ENOUGH ,OTHERWISE I COULD BARELY PUNCH THAT F**KER DOWN THE STREET.

Interests

#1 BUSINESS
#2 INVESTMENT
#3 COMEDY
#4 MUSIC (FUNK ,JAZZ ,BLUES ,ROCK ...)
#5 GIRLS
#6 FOOD (DELICATE CUISINE )
#7 SPORTS (SOME ITEMS WATCHING ONLY )
#8 BASKING THE SUN (NON-BUDGET & RELAXING)
#9 CHARITY
#10 BARS

IT ALWAYS COMES TO MY MIND ,WHAT'S THE NEXT ,PEOPLE DOES IT ...BUT TO BE BLUNTLY ,CHARITY WILL BE A GOOD STARTER ,OF COURSE NOT JUST LIKE CHINESE CHARITY MAFIA ...ONE ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE IT ,BUT FOR GOD SAKE ,CHARITY WILL BECOME VERY INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO IT .
*NOT GIVING A MUCH ,BUT EDUCATING .
*MONEY MAKES THEM UNTRUSTWORTHY ,BUT PICTURING THE HOPE

AT CERTAIN AGE ,YOU WILL FIND YOUR INTERESTS WILL CHANGE ,WHAT'D F**K GOING ON ? AM I INSANE .

*AT 6 YEARS OLD ,I WANTED TO BECOME A SCIENTIST .
(SCIENTIST WHO MAKES ROCKET)
*AT 18 YEARS OLD ,I WANTED TO BECOME A TEACHER.
(TEACHER WHO GIVES HOPE AND KNOWLADGES)
*AT 25 YEARS OLD ,I WANTED TO BECOME A BUSINESS MAN .
(MILLIONAIRE WHO OWNS WEALTH)
*AT MOMENT ,I DON'T KNOW WHERE IS MY INTERESTS ???
WHO MOVES MY INTERESTS ???
I'M AWARE OF THAT MY INTERESTS IS AIMLESS .

INTERESTS:WHICH REFERS YOU ARE INTO SOMETHING .
NOW I'M KINDA THINKING THROUGH .

WHEN YOU SEE MY INTERESTS ,YOU WILL FEEL LIKE ,WHAT'D F**K THAT GUY IS TALKING ABOUT ?

I CALL YOU STUPID ,YOU CALL ME F***ING CRAZY .

FAIR ENOUGH ...

STIES ARE FROM WATCHING YOUR DOG TAKE A SHIT.

Music, Movies, and Books

MUSIC
*GNARLS BARKLEY
*WES MONTGMERY
*JOSE GONZALEZ
*JAMIROQUAI
*ED SHEERAN
*DAMIEN RICE
*MATT NATHASON
*JAMES MORRISON
*JAMES BROWN
*ELLIOTT SMITH
*ALEXI MURDOCH
*STEVIE WONDER
*RAY LAMONTAGNE
*BEN HOWARD
*MUDDY WATERS
*BILL EVEANS
*GAVIN DEGRAW
*RICH JAMES
*DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
*DAVE MATTHEWS
*JOHN MAYER
*KINGS OF COVENIENCE
BOOKS
*BIOGRAPHY
*RELIGION RELATED
MOVIES
*The Odd Life of Timothy Green
*The Three Stooges
*The Grey
*The Grey
*Precious
*The Proposal
LOTS

I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE TO READ THE SUCCESSFUL BIOGRAPHY BOOKS ,THERE ARE SEVERAL REASONS BELOW :
REASON 1 :READING THOSE KIND OF BOOKS MAKES YOU EVEN MORE STUPID THAN EVER .YOU CAN'T COPY .
REASON 2 :THOSE BOOKS WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME A DOOCHEBAG OR EVEN WORSE .BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE HIM OR HER DURING THAT PERIODS ,CAN YOU ?
REASON 3 :THINKING ABOUT ONE THING ,IF YOU WANT TO COPY YOU HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE .JUST LIKE AUDI CAR DEALERS ,YOU HAVE TO PAY THE REGISTRATION FEES ,THEN ,YOU COPY THEN YOU PLAY .
REASON 4 :IF YOU COULD READ THE BOOK BECOMES RICH GUYS ,WHY YOU STILL WORK SO HARD ? THAT'S WHY YOU READ THOSE BOOKS AND YOU LOVE IT ...SO PARADOX!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

***I HAVEN'T DONE AMAZING THING YET ***
THE AMAZING THING AT MOMENT WHICH I HAVE DONE IS
#I STILL WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AMAZING
#I STILL HAVE A JOB TO FEED YOURSELF AMAZING
#I STILL AM OK AMAZING
#I STILL CAN WALK ,EAT ,DRINK & TRAVEL AMAZING
#I STILL CAN SEE YOUR PARENTS AMAZING
#I STILL COULD BREATH AMAZING
#I STILL CAN THINK AMAZING
#I STILL HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOVE AMAZING
***I HAVEN'T SEEN AMAZING THING YET***
THE AMAZING THING AT MOMENT WHICH I HAVE SEEN IS
#I STILL HAVE SEEN BADASS BECOME GOOD AMAZING
#I STILL HAVE SEEN MY CO-WORKERS 5 DAYS/WEEKLY AMAZING
#I STILL HAVE SEEN THE HOUSING PRICE IS ON INCREASE AMAZING
#I STILL HAVE SEEN PEOPLE ARE CRAZY ABOUT MONEY AMAZING.
#I STILL HAVE SEEN SOME F***ING SO CALLED GUYS WITH FAKE FACE AMAZING .
#I STILL HAVE SEEN SOME BRAINLESS WITH GUNLIKE LEGS LOOKING FOR PIMPS .AMAZING .
#I STILL HAVE SEEN MYSELF BECOMES BIGGER AMAZING .
#I STILL HAVE SEEN MY BOTH PARENTS BECOME OLD AMAZING.
#I STILL HAVE SEEN I CAN'T MAKE TIME REVERSE BACK .
THE END

Teach, Learn, Share

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Guidelines for City Shanghai .

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Bulgaria, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, India, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Netherlands, Norway, Oman, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Sweden, Taiwan, Turkey, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

China

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