CURRENT MISSION

SUMMER SAVE US!

ABOUT ME

things sure have changed! we took a hiatus and moved to brooklyn new york but now are back in portland, oregon! only 1 of the original house members remains but she is sure to show you a good time.

while she may not be a master of internet-couth and manners, she is definitely a good person to get to know in outside reality. let the awkwardness entertain all of us.

our apartment is on the third floor, we have two balconies, two bathrooms, and a rooftop. one of us is about to have a masters in medieval studies. one of us manages a wooden bling jewelry company. one of us is the ultimate networker. two of us biked around the olympic peninsula. one of us plays in a sick band. we play a lot of cards and we all love bourbon. hey, it's winter!

please DO NOT message us if you don't have any references. please also DO NOT message us if you aren't going to read our profile. we can tell.

PHILOSOPHY

DEATH TO VIDEODROME, LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

we tried to join the local radio station, but they wouldn't contact us back. free pizza and beer, though.

we have biked many miles and camped in campgrounds owned by paper companies, slept by skeezy hot springs, and slept in vans by parks.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

we have hosted a grip of aussies, for some reason. often people are crashing on the couch, though they are not all surfing through this site. really.

Interests

flinging burritos with slingshots, the x files, collaborative art projects, card games (golf, mostly), boggle, whiskey in glasses, skulls and skeletons, farting (and saying that we have out loud), talking about the jane fonda and her own special workout, the roof.

• arts
• beer
• flying
• surfing
• golf
• parks

Music, Movies, and Books

movies: saint elmo's fire, the miniseries Cosmos hosted by Carl Sagan, every Xfiles episode before season 8, etc.

music: lil' wayne, wire, dat politics, cabaret voltaire, black sabbath, etc.

books: the phantom tollbooth, the revolution of everyday life, etc.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

we've been a part of many beautiful moments such as:

24 hour bbqs on the dunes of the oregon coast, bald eagles flying around us on lake crescent, bears licking our tents in washington, near death experiences and vultures circling overhead. oh and the time dan saw that guy get hit by a bus. or when we walked over tiny catacombs in holyland? fuck life is great.

Teach, Learn, Share

we will teach you some killer icebreaker games that simply cannot be denied.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, South Korea, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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