CURRENT MISSION

pursuit of happiness , tolerance and understanding .

ABOUT ME

I'm like Spider-Man . . brilliant but lazy .
At least according to Alfred Molina , whom I have a crush on . His performance in Maverick was astounding .
Other things that are astounding include my hands. I have beautiful hands . My crippling insecurity means I'm always telling jokes , but don't worry ; they are hilarious .
Occasionally I'll say something incredibly clever and profound , so be sure to write that shit down when it happens .

PHILOSOPHY

I haven't decided yet .
It strongly differs from day to day , between two complete opposite philosophies .

Interests

Movies , Music , Comic Books , The Vidya .
Mixing different kinds of juice to invent wonderful new taste sensations . Don't like your orange juice ? Toss some bacon in there and throw that shit in a blender .
Actually no, don't do that .

• books
• performing arts
• coffee
• movies
• music

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- I dropped a piece of chicken on the ground , and a pigeon had no problems eating it . I found it very disturbing .

- I once saw a group of teenagers in a limo , driving down the street . Head out the sunroof , champagne in hand . They squealed in great delight . On the curb sat a poor man , head hung low , empty coffee cup in hand . The look on his face ; impossible to define . A bastard expression of amazement , envy and sorrow .

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Cayman Islands, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Jamaica, Malta, Mexico, Monaco, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, United States, Zimbabwe

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Norway

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