Well..to start things off..I'm a freelance International Spy currently residing in Netherlands. From time to time, I go abroad when duty calls (and I love it)..Whether you want me to haunt your ex-boyfriend, spy on your husband, find out some dirty clothes about that popular chick everyone envies at school, I will be more than glad to help no matter where you live on this planet..

My services are quite cheap..just give some food and alcohol and I a€™m all yours..uhm giving it a second thought, who needs food when you have alcohol anyway??..and of course, if you happen to live in a country where girls are pretty, I won't need the alcohol neither:p

So why you should choose me?? Here are some recent duties that I have attended:

Amsterdam (HOL) - My duty was to protect the Van Gogh Museum from burglars but spent my time and money on the Red Light District instead and yes, MAGIC MUSHROOMS RULE!!!

Dessel (BEL) - Attended the Graspop Heavy Metal Festival to spy on 55.000 drinking, vomiting, headbanging, screaming heavy metal kids with strange make-ups; watched Iron Maiden play as a bonus

Milano (ITA) -€“ I spied on AC Milan football team and revealed their secret tactics. Almost got caught by the Carabinieri but managed to escape thanks to my super athletic skills.

Warsaw (POL) -€“ Nothing but beautiful girls

Krakow (POL) - Kidnapped by the local mafia that kills people and sells their organs but seeing what a sweet guy I was, they let me live and now we’re like best friends with them all. Plus: Zubrowka rules!!

Bratislava (SVK) - Read the comment about Warsaw, multiply it by 10.

Vienna (AUT) - Heroically prevented a terrorist attack at the Stephansdom..awarded with FREE Wiener Schnitzel for the rest of my life..yummy..

Prague (CZE) - Fell in love...no not with the Czech girls..with the city itself..

Munich (GER) - Oh I don't remember much about my mission in Munich. Basically I spent way too much time in the lovely beer gardens drinking Weissbier.

Madrid (SPA) - Tinto de veranooooooo!!!!

Tarifa (SPA) - Felt like Don Quixote with all the windmills around but still managed to fulfill my duty of preventing a nuclear submarine going into the Mediterranean through Gibraltar.

Moscow (RUS) - I'd rather keep this top secret mission to myself.

Last word: If you've sincerely read all my crap this far, you should probably book me:)

I'm 35 but I'm trying my life as if I was 24 and my mental age is somewhere between 15-18 at best - as you can see from my goofy profile.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

During my travels I have haplessly tried to do couchsurfing, getting rejected each and every single time:)

Interests

I have a huge interest in cooking (one can claim that it's because my mom isn't around anymore to cook for me)..so if anyone comes to stay on my couch, I would really love to learn some local recipes from them. Keep it in mind folks!

• books
• festivals
• dining
• cooking
• recipes
• beer
• partying
• drinking
• soccer

Music, Movies, and Books

I prefer listening to 80's rock and heavy metal mostly (yes I'm a dinosaur) but depending on the circumstances, I listen to a wide variety of names from Lily Allen to Yann Tiersen, Gin Wigmore to John Mayer

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've seen Lionel Messi.
I've been on stage during a Live Sex Show in Amsterdam.
I've volunteered in Africa.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Netherlands, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy, Tanzania, Turkey