My absolute favorite occupation is wandering around by myself, being happy to know that I don't have any business anytime soon, so I can pointlessly wander around tomorrow as well. Everything else I happen to do from time to time doesn't really matter, because these are some random boring activities I have to indulge in, for the sole purpose of being able to pay my rent and maybe eat something once in a while. I guess the universe initially planned me to appear into existence as a some form of vegetation, but due to some terrible mistake I turned out to be a mammal.

I am the opposite of being easygoing, and I'm the most closed-minded person one could ever find.

Interests

• cats
• trees
• justin bieber
• cheap beer
• the smell of napalm in the morning

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I was once on my way home from the bar, gradually coming to realize that I drank way too much, just before mysteriously disappearing. I mean I totally disappeared that night, like ceased to exist at all. But after not existing for an unfigurable amount of time, I somehow fell back from the nothingness right into an unfamiliar part of the city. I even managed to get home on foot before the sun was high.

Teach, Learn, Share

I've spent no less than 15 minutes trying to figure out what it is that I can teach or share, but I'm pretty much the most useless slacker in the world, so yeah. I maybe know a thing or two about computers, operating systems and graphics software, but who cares about that shite anyway.

I also want to learn German, C, and machine language, but can't force myself to get around to it.