CURRENT MISSION

To spend my secret pirate treasure in one week among the flesh pots and gambling dens of Port Royal.

ABOUT ME

My socks dont match and i have split ends. I spit when i talk and like to shout at inanimate objects when im alone. I'm very bad at Paper, Rock, Scissors. I find the best way to solve a Rubic's Cube is to get really drunk and do something that doesnt involve a Rubic's Cube.

PHILOSOPHY

having fun is much more fun than not having fun.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I was amature for a while but im looking to break into the big leagues.

Interests

Cheating on tests and public displays of self embarassment.

• cats

Music, Movies, and Books

Marx Brothers, Tom Waits, Ghostbusters, Blackbeard's Ghost

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

The fact that ive not killed myself whilest tying my shoes is a miracle in its self.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to speak to cats. One day there will be a feline revolution and you'd better know the language!

I also know Pig-Latin (Igpay-Atinlay) and a fair spot of Klingon (Hab SoSlI' Quch!).

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, France, Ireland, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Slovenia, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany, United Kingdom, United States