CURRENT MISSION

To spend my secret pirate treasure in one week among the flesh pots and gambling dens of Port Royal.

ABOUT ME

My socks dont match and i have split ends. I spit when i talk and like to shout at inanimate objects when im alone. I'm very bad at Paper, Rock, Scissors. I find the best way to solve a Rubic's Cube is to get really drunk and do something that doesnt involve a Rubic's Cube.

PHILOSOPHY

having fun is much more fun than not having fun.

Что привело меня на Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I was amature for a while but im looking to break into the big leagues.

Интересы

Cheating on tests and public displays of self embarassment.

• cats

Музыка, кино и книги

Marx Brothers, Tom Waits, Ghostbusters, Blackbeard's Ghost

Классная вещь, которую я сделал(-а)

The fact that ive not killed myself whilest tying my shoes is a miracle in its self.

Учу, учусь, делюсь опытом и информацией

I can teach you how to speak to cats. One day there will be a feline revolution and you'd better know the language!

I also know Pig-Latin (Igpay-Atinlay) and a fair spot of Klingon (Hab SoSlI' Quch!).

Где я побывал(-а)

Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, France, Ireland, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Slovenia, United Kingdom

Где я жил(-а)

Germany, United Kingdom, United States