CURRENT MISSION

world domination

ABOUT ME

my friend dan has recently inspired an interest in searching for buried treasure. i found a shoe that was only one size too small once and now i spend most of my time traveling around trying to find its partner.

PHILOSOPHY

i have a philosophy degree, now i have no philosophy.

Interests

surfing (all types), art, tea, washed clothes, clean sheets, hot water bottles, bad poetry, bed, rain naps, rock climbing, the taste of olives, the smell of the ocean, the sound of silence, the sight of summer dresses and a touch of frost.

• arts
• poetry
• clothing
• traveling
• surfing
• boxing
• rock climbing

Music, Movies, and Books

Books: rules of attraction, catch 22, where is spot?...

Music: sneaker pimps, joy division, bob dylan, misfits, the cure, raidiohead...

movies: lord of the rings, fight club, adaptation, Aladdin...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i was the first to person to train a kangeroo to box. wow, that isn't even slightly funny... i'm funnier in person i swear.

i sold my life on ebay once, pretty funny, but it got a little out of my control. just type my name into google to get an idea of the concept. hollywood is now making a film about it.... hhhmmmm...

i once wandered the streets of vegas for hours looking for someone to marry me. i eventually found an adventerous, comely young woman from Germany to participate. it fell through when neither of us could afford the extortionate price of marriage thrown down by Elvis. it's a sad world when people will turn the sanctity of marriage into a commodity. where did the romance go...?

Teach, Learn, Share

i don't know what that means

i have nothing to teach, i have learnt three things (two of which i have forgotten, the last i'm working diligently on forgetting), but i will share the most irrelevant and pointless stories which will become progressively more outrageous, intelligent and enlightening until enough time passes and they are once again just sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Countries I’ve Visited

Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Indonesia, Malaysia, Mexico, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Sweden