Before being nice, I would like to clarify some points :
When you submit a request that gets a "maybe/yes" answer, it would be nice (and respectful) to let us know if it's still ok or not for you. We, as host, are taking time for you. We are not a service, we are giving you a service. So please consider that when you do not keep us posted, another Couchsurfer might lose his place.
Even if you find another host that fits more to yourself: let us know!
It's basic respect, and we can take our disposal.
(It's sad to post something like that but some peoples sometimes need a reminder).

Bonjour.

Name's Nicolas. But you can call me Nick/Nico/PonyFairy or whichever cute name you think that suits me.

I'm a bad boy. For example, when I fight: I pull the hair, I scratch, I scream in your ears and I shout german insults (it's scarier believe me).

Then, I can assure you that you will have the best Couchsurfing experience in Lyon; first of all, because I'm born here (who cares, I know), and also because I'm funny (I do laugh to my own jokes, so that makes me funny)

I am your best alcoholite (pun intended), you can't refuse a beer when I propose one (except if bubbles scare you, otherwise you'll have no choice)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I wanna find the love of my life, get married (no baby) and travel in Zimbabwe.

Also, I'm looking for someone who's rich enough to pay me my vacation in Taiwan (I heard that Chinese peoples love them)

And finally: I need to find some people for my drug business (it's completely safe, I promise)

Interests

• cooking
• movies
• video games
• board games
• music
• live music
• feminism
• meeting new people
• tvshows
• barbecue
• share experiences

Music, Movies, and Books

I play music, I write books and I make movies.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I remember that one time when I was with my parents, and we were pursued by a cow that wanted to kill us. (true story, don't wear red in front of a cow)

Best souvenir ever :)

Teach, Learn, Share

-How to insult someone (on the internet and in real life) in 3 steps
-How to be famous with a stick, a lighter and some glue
-How to pronounce "U" correctly
-Same shit for "R"
-How to hack the US president's twitter's account
-How to get married with a ring and some alcohol
-How to be racist
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-How to deal with people that say you're racist
-How to kill an ant
-How to properly send a request on CouchSurfing
-How to destroy your enemy with your other enemies
-How to get sarcasm and irony.
-How to love me.
-How to not hate me.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Time. The rest will follow.

Countries I’ve Visited

China, Czech Republic, Germany, Italy, Luxembourg, Mexico, Netherlands, Switzerland, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Gabon