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Robocalypse

ABOUT ME

Element: Nodis
Symbol: CL (Crazy Lady)
Discover: gothicfurby
Atomic Mass: unknown though they can be heavy to take
Occurrences: Biggest resources found in Europe with a good spread into the Middle East and Africa. Occasionally sighted in North America and Asia. No finds in South America, Australia and Antarctica thus far.

Physical Properties:
1. Surface extensively damaged
2. Boils when exposed to discriminating behavior
3. Freezes when lack of honesty is revealed
4. Melts when insulted in affectionate way. Of course I am your biatch
5. Bitter when mixed with 99 drops of water and subjected to similar non-scientific experiments
6. Found in various states from hysterically giggly over tremendous sarcastic to utterly melancholic
7. Yields if tempted with chocolate or sushi

Chemical Properties:
1. Has an affinity to weird folk
2. Does not absorb meat
3. May displace body explosion like when activated by Synth-pop, EBM, Industrial or 80's goth music.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in coffee
5. Most powerful sleep reducing agent known to themselves

Common Uses:
1. Solving your rubics cube
2. Making death rays respond to remote commands
3. Distraction .... SQUIRREL!!!
4. Counter arguing, but just a little bit to make you think
5. Tech-monkeying

Tests:
1. Turns green by contact with olives
2. Turns red after exposure to sunlight
3. Turns giggidy by the sight of No5, R2D2 and Data

Hazards:
The specimen has direct access to powerful radiation machines - DO NOT follow offers to attend their workplace if a recent argument has occurred. Since it is extremely difficult to piss them off the overall risk is minimal, though.

PHILOSOPHY

*If you don't like gay marriages, don't get one!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I have mostly hosted thus far and turn up to the weekly pool nights [if I'm in town].

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Mostly participating as host so far and had no bad experiences yet [I put it down to me being a bitch and only letting the persistent and intriguing writers stay ;p]
2009 I got to surf for the 1st time myself and found a great companion for the SciFi convention I was over to participate in Stokholm. It is worth looking for like-minded people when you go places, folks. All I can say.
My usual travel sticks to the style meet someone, let them stay in yours, go over and visit them. I`ve taken friends of friends in and/or sent friends of mine to people that I knew. It is THE way for holidays.

Interests

accents, aestethics, behaviour modification, biology, books, board games, brain games, british comedy, card, gameschess, chocolate, collars, comics, computers, cynicism, friendship, geeks, google, gorillas, goth, graphic novels, improvisation, linear accelerators, linux, literature, logic, logical games, mastermind, math, metal, nerds, news feeds, open source, physics, poetry, python, reading, robots, rubics cubes, sarcasm, satire, science, self-expression, skepticism, sql, synaesthesia, tattoos, travel, webcomics, writing, ∞

Music, Movies, and Books

I read everything that comes into my hands in exception of biographies and historical rants. I'm currently transforming mountains of books into an actual home-library. Visitors are free to borrow.

Music I define by color rather than genre. I`m often betitled as Goth, but that`s because I hang out with em ;) I like everything that makes sense in a purple-blue way.

I have no TV but people that provide things to watch in series and the internet, of course.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Guess one of the most uncommon experiences I gathered is my one year behavioral study of 4 Gorillas. I saw them kill and disassemble a stork ... not amazing, but definitely left an impression.

Teach, Learn, Share

German, English, Fundamental Behavioral studies (Biology). I can explain how Radiationtherapy works and why Homoeopathy does NOT work.
I may try to convert you and your laptop to Linux.
Can also help you to learn how to solve the rubics cube. I'm quite addicted to the motherfucker myself...
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Countries I’ve Visited

Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Iran, Ireland, Italy, Liechtenstein, Montenegro, Morocco, Netherlands, Singapore, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Tunisia, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany, Ireland, United Kingdom

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