CURRENT MISSION

bot_kill

ABOUT ME

Soy coleccionista de útiles inútiles como bolas de papel, bolígrafos que no escriben, tiritas de colores o cereales con formas divertidas
Mi vida es una continua búsqueda del "Nexus 6" que mi cuerpo robotizado esconde

- [Sophisticated english version] -
I'm a collector of useless stuff like paper balls, pens which dont write, colored band aids or cereals with funny shapes
My life is a continuos searching for the “Nexus 6” my robotized body hides

PHILOSOPHY

Suicidio de un hombre ridículo que hizo aquello que pudo, con lo que habían hecho de él, aunque de él habían hecho lo que no pudieron y mal

- [This one looks like a "Google translator" copy & paste] -
Suicide of a ridiculous man who did what he could with what they had done with him, though they had done what they couldnt and wrong

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Con sigilo y disimulo mirando hacia ambos lados, esperando no encontrar a nadie que me sorprenda y me haga Buu!

- [Unintelligible english version] -
Quietly and stealthy looking at both sides, hoping not to find someone who surprises me and shouts at me Buu!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Todas las experiencias han sido ambiguamente muy buenas

- [English version corrected and approved by the University of Oxford] -
All experiences have been ambiguosly very nice

Interests

Pocos y faltos de interés, aunque supongo que de haberlos, giran en torno a una botella. Cuando la botella se detiene o deja de girar en mi cabeza, me gusta escribir sobre lo bizarro y anómalo de la vida. Y pese a que siempre intento hacer las cosas mal y de una manera difícil para motivar mis ganas de hacerlas, nunca encuentro motivos suficientes para hacerlas o dejarlas hacer

- [Probably this is not even english] -
Few and uninteresting, although I guess if there is any, it revolves around a bottle. When the bottle stops or stops spinning in my head, I like to write about the bizarre and the anomalous stuff of the life. And even though I'm always trying to do my stuff in a wrong and hard way to motivate my desire of doing them, I never find sufficient grounds to do them or leave them

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Music, Movies, and Books

Cinema: Hal Hartley, John Waters, Andrey Tarkovskiy, Billy Wilder, Satoshi Kon, Humphrey Bogart, David Lynch, Takeshi Kitano, Clint Eastwood, Kenji Mizoguchi, Luis G. Berlanga, Emir Kusturica, Béla Tarr, Sergio Leone, Victor Erice, Sam Peckinpah, Federico Fellini, John Cassavetes, Orson Welles, Jean Luc Godard

Literature: Charles Bukowski, Herman Hesse, Paul Auster, Franz Kafka, William Burroughs, Arthur Rimbaud, Cormac McCarthy, Charles Baudelaire, Jim Thompson, Dante Alighieri, Ernest Hemingway, F.S. Fitzgerald, William Faulkner, Michel Houellebecq, Jean Paul Sartre, John Kennedy Toole, George Orwell, Joseph Conrad, Gilbert Chesterton

Music: Billie Holiday, Josephine Baker, Beirut, John Martyn, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Velvet Underground, Bobby Womack, André Previn, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Peggy Lee, Django Reinhardt, Duke Ellington, Ray Charles

- [Easy one] -
Look up!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Algo asombroso que he visto: Una piedra gris con forma de piedra

- [I know, I know... I'm a bold guy] -
Something amazing I've seen: A gray stone with a shape of a stone