Greetings to all. Add me on facebook once you've messaged me, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. https://www.facebook.com/oliver.clark.1048

I'm Olly, from the south of England, living it up in Moscow at the moment and chilling out after a few months teaching English en mi querida Colombia.

Alas teaching has made me realise I really really really hate kids.

Just joking. Sort of.

I lived in Russia for three months teaching English, a couple of hours outside of Moscow and I'm heading back to Moscow to do a PR work placement this year, work hard party harder etc. Hoping to get a nice flat there and do some hosting myself. We'll see.

When a Russian man sits down opposite another Russian man and looks him in the eye, he will be punched. Unless there's a bottle of vodka between them. In that case he will be punched later. If you're Russian prove it's not true. And please don't hit me ;)

I spend a lot of time learning languages. It's an addiction, it's very personal and it really does not transfer very well to text. For me languages are more than just tools.

DON'T SAY HI IF:
you don't like drinking too much
you don't like cursing
you think learning Serbo-croatian is a waste of time- they have the best swearing. And if you disagree you can go back into your mother's three ****s.
you're terrified of people without references
YOU COPY-PASTE MESSAGES
you snore
you want to use me to pass your IELTS exam
you want to talk to me only because of my beautiful blue eyes

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To meet interesting people who want to share their language, culture, and personality. And to perhaps have a few surprises along the way)

Interests

Getting plastered. Getting wasted.. Getting tipsy. Getting more than tipsy. Pretending I don't have an alcohol problem.

• culture
• partying
• drinking
• languages

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I saw a wild bear on a railway line. It amazed me I'm not gonna lie!

What I Can Share with Hosts

All the languages I know, the wonder that is British humour, intense debates followed by even more intense hysterics, some great reciprocal hosting, my very very very weird life philosophy, and just a gentle reminder of what it's like to love living)

Countries I’ve Visited

Colombia, France, Germany, Italy, Montenegro, Romania, Russian Federation, Spain

Countries I’ve Lived In

Colombia, England, Russian Federation