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Overview

  • 23 references 20 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Turkish; learning German
  • 38, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • Scientist, Mercenary, Provacateur, Illegal Organ Trader
  • ICBM R&D at Kim Il-sung University
  • No hometown listed
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About Me

At first look, you may think this guy is an iceberg, has a chilling aura. Also I look somehow intimidating :( Actually I am not, but my co-workers' labs are scary. It is the side effect of hard life&education.

I only care what kind of "human" you are. I don't care about your race, your religion etc. We are same inside ^^

I live in a man cave. Although I live in a flat, it's more likely a cave. So don't get high expectations. Be ready to sleep with animals at flat's farm room.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Information ofcourse! This is a very good place for human hunting and collecting intelligence. I do data mining. We have found few runaway traitors here and delivered to Pyongyang :)

Interests

animals, biology, microbiology, high-tech weapons of mass destruction, video games,(nerd,huh?!), martial arts(training focused on dim-mak points for one-hit kills) , countryballs, eating babyhamsters for immortality, dealing with extremists (my weekend activity)

  • animals
  • arts
  • education
  • human rights
  • technology
  • video games
  • hunting
  • martial arts
  • biology
  • teaching
  • religion

Music, Movies, and Books

hmm, folk metal!, also screams of test subjects sounds like a masterpiece symphony, sci-fi books-movies, zombie movies, educational black propaganda books, biography of our almighty leader Kim Jong-un

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I have locked impact destination of an ICBM to Seoul during my study at Pyongyang ^^ I got interrogated at US of A for a week once, they could not take single word from me!

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you about weaponizing of BSL-3&4 pathogens (I do this as a hobby). Also I am very good at interrogation, I can share few tricks without violating human rights. I am keen to learn your state secrets, I can listen to you all day ^^

What I Can Share with Hosts

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Countries I’ve Visited

Georgia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland

Countries I’ve Lived In

North Korea

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