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Overview
About Me
My name is Patri Bangkusay. Secretary of Health once said that I have a very nice name -- for a disease.
I was voted as the sex symbol of Assumption College because according to them, I am the only entertainer that looks like a sex organ.
I was already a celebrity even when I was a baby. I weighed 48 pounds when I was born -- but weighed only 3 pounds after I was circumcised. I was the only abortion that lived.
I was such an ugly baby. My mother only puts the negatives of my pictures in our family album.
I was a very thin baby because I was a breastfed baby -- I was breastfed by my father.
I grew up to be a boy wonder -- everybody always looked at me and wondered.
I studied at the Lyceum of the Philippines where I took up B.S. Customs. That explains why up to now I still am poor as ever.
I went to the Singapore where I train to put up business that went bankrupt. My business was selling PX goods.
I lived in the penthouse of a 50 story building. My rent was only 200 dollars a month. It was very cheap because it was walkup -- no elevator.
I was drafted by the German Army but I got exempted because of my religion -- I am a devout coward.
I came back to the Philippines because I miss the brownouts. We should be proud of this fact because in the U.S. they don't have brownouts. We are the only country that has it.
My father is Dr. Jose Bangkusay, a bisexual -- every time he sees sex he buys it.
My mother Nieva Bangkusay is a very religious woman -- she is a nun.
My parents are in the iron and steel business. My mother irons and my father steals.
I am also a firm believer in a lot of very serious facts of life. Let me share with you a few meaningful facts that I believe in:
I BELIEVE...that if you read too much about the bad effects of smoking -- give up reading.
I BELIEVE...that you should never make love with your eyes unless you are cockeyed.
I BELIEVE...IN GOD, THE FATHER ALMIGHTY, AND THAT EVENTUALLY WE WILL HAVE PEACE AND HAPPINESS BECAUSE OF OUR FAITH IN HIM.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
I'm here to promote leadership, friendship and service.
also to show other nationalities how hospitable a Filipino/Filipina. Spreading Good vibe, Good attitude to others is simply making other do it also.. bec i know if you give respect and good attitude to somebody it will return in thousand folds.
Interests
- adventure travel
- shooting
- hiking adventure
Music, Movies, and Books
Any music any genre as long it suit in my ear
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
There are lots of amazing that i've done but to name one maybe exploring the unexplore.
Teach, Learn, Share
I can teach you local words, how to act as local, we can learn about other culture share experiences and storys
What I Can Share with Hosts
I can share with my host probably a good talking, unforgettable memories,
Countries I’ve Visited
Singapore
Countries I’ve Lived In
Philippines