CURRENT MISSION

To take over the world! Muhahahaha!

Friendship is open to everyone . . . who will guarantee their first born child to me, or, whom are excellent warriors that will fight with my army.

ABOUT ME

Sometimes I'm a little shy at first, which can come across as snobby or uninterested, but it's just me not feeling super comfortable at the moment. Give me a few minutes to warm up and I'm all smiles and jokes.

PHILOSOPHY

Vulnerability and courage are the most important ingredients to happiness and success. Also to taking over the world.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

The concept of couchsurfing is pretty awesome. I've done my share of surfing and hosting and it definitely adds so much to the travel experience. I have met some of the most amazing people with the biggest hearts. I absolutely love traveling this way and think it creates a stronger tie with the local community, as well as a deeper trust in people.

Interests

Vegetarianism, feminism, awkward moments, books, archery, different types of laughs, friends, tea, travel, sleep, relaxing, improv, personal empowerment, gossip about people I don't care for, music, taking over the world . . .

• dogs
• arts
• books
• womens rights
• traveling
• music
• surfing
• archery
• languages
• volunteering

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: lots.

Books: a ton.

Movies: not so much.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I witnessed the fall of Rome. Twice.

Teach, Learn, Share

I might possibly be able to teach you archery provided there was equipment lying around somewhere.

I'm pretty good with a brush and makeup. I can teach you how to do old school Hollywood glamor lips.

I'm learning facial massages so you have any pointers or would like to volunteer your face, that would be appreciated.

I'm always interested in learning how to screw-up new words or sentences in other languages.

If you've not mastered the sad, puppy dog look, I could give you some tips.

I'm master level 86 at The Art of Slacking. I could teach a whole series on this, except, you know, I just can't seem to get around to it yet. But if you ask real nice, I can take the whole day off to show you how it's done.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Uum... my average personality and super-sharp slow wit.
Plus, you will be in the presence of the next world dictator, which is pretty fabulous if you ask me.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Bahrain, Canada, Egypt, France, Germany, Ireland, Lebanon, Netherlands, Spain, Syrian Arab Republic, Turkey, United Kingdom, Yemen

Countries I’ve Lived In

Syrian Arab Republic, United Kingdom, United States

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