CURRENT MISSION
Singing One Direction's songs at the local karaoke.

20th CENTURY BOY
There's to me a mystery and a fantasy : I've always wondered why Bruce Wayne, when he goes out dressed as Batman, has this weird voice, like a guy who's been smoking for waaay too long.

As for my fantasy, I've always dreamed of having a conversation during which I can put all the James Bond movie titles. Like a friend saying "I should go to the toilets" and you go like "yeah, you only live twice". Or if in a restaurant, he/she goes like "what should I get" and you look at her straight in the eyes and say with a sultry voice "Octopussy". And if she says "Why?", you would answer "because the world is not enough and tommorow never dies. You might have a licence to kill but I shall die another day. I'll take you to the Moonraker and we'll live and let die in this casino royale. For your eyes only...Yes, only for your eyes, for they're worth my quantum of solace..."

PHILOSOPHY
° "We both know, it's a cruel world"
Justin Bieber - As long as you love me.

° The more you walk, the further you go.
° Rain is like water pouring down from clouds.
° The dark side is only a matter of power outage. The Cold War too.
° Breaking up with your girlfriend by text message is so lousy. Be a man. Use email (at least with email you have HTML interface and you can use colored fonts/textures/backgrounds)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
When i surf someone's couch, i make sure to set the bar pretty L O W. This way for the host, the future hosting experiences will be for sure a lot better. The "it-can-only-improve-once-you-hit-rock-bottom" effect.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
For CS, the top levels are the Jedi Master level and the Jedi Knight level. Let's say i'm still a young CS padawan. But i shall be granted the rank of CS Jedi Knight by The Council if i keep it up...

Interests

Throwing salami slices from a rooftop, watching a mushroom growing, chatting with a half-consumed candle, read a movie, watching a book, wrestling a Big Mac.

Looking for meeting a girl who doesn't like horse riding. Or Disney movies [and being less and less optimistic about it...]

• books
• drinking
• movies
• surfing
• wrestling
• software

Music, Movies, and Books

+ Movies : Rocky 4, Rambo 3, Police Academy 5, Street Fighter (with Jean-Claude Van Damme), Spice World, Alien vs Predator vs Harry Potter vs Bridget Jones

+ Books : "COWABUNGA ! or how to live your life as a Ninja Turtle", "40 easy & quick microwave recipes", "The history of beer", "Lousy jokes for dummies", "Acquire sense of humour for 9,99 euros (and shine on social gatherings consequently)", "Noddy and his car", "Noddy goes to school", "Babar at home".

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- What goes around comes [aLL tHe WaY] back around, i.e the boomerang effect

- I can still vividly remember that moment. And up till now, i'm sure it's something to be remembered not only for me but for MANKIND too. It occured on a Tuesday evening, back in December 2008. I was using my PC under Windows XP and surfing on the net with Microsoft Internet Explorer for at least 3 hours without computer and software freezing or crashing down. A-MA-ZING...!

- 129 lines on Game Boy's Tetris

- Growing up (processing...)

- Polish people drinking water. Yes, you read that well, W A T E R

Teach, Learn, Share

= I can TEACH you how to hold a girl's hair when she's throwing up in the toilet, which is the nowadays equivalent of a knight helping a princess getting off the horse, i.e romantism at its best...
= I can SHOW you how to put the switch on the 2mn mark of the microwave oven when a frozen meal is inside.
= I want to LEARN how to know exactly when broccoli are done.
= I can SHARE half of my plate at the restaurant. If you pay 50% of the check.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Chile, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Kosovo, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malaysia, Mexico, Moldova, Montenegro, Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Serbia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

France

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