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Overview

  • 33 references 27 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Spanish
  • 50, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • i cook for arseholes
  • wha...!?
  • From Madriz,SPAIN
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

going into Space to clean the rubbish and all,like an astronaut without the gear,just deep breath,collect all the rubish i can,back to the atmosfere,inhale,keep it,back to work and so on.once picked up i throw the shit to the ocean.mission acomplished

ABOUT ME

my mom thinks i'm the best...my dad thinks i'm a disgrace...so in between...a bit of a looser though...happy enough sometimes...i love some things...i hate many...so pretty much like you or your friends...ah!!: I'M NOT OPEN MINDED!!! I hate that shit...what does it mean anyway? I know what i like and what i don't so i'm not open to shit just to be nice...I wouldn't go hurting people just because they don't do what i like...i like weirdos and freaks...i like drugs more than alcohol...i use to watch almost extrictly comedy..listen to rock,mostly punk...i like girls but i have nothing against queers...however you name em...i don't like to make decisions or have any responsability over issues in wich other people are involved...i couldn't be a politician...i'm not so ugly...i like to tell and listen to jokes... I think that BAD RELIGION is the best band in the world...but my fav band is NOFX...dunno...i can write more but i'm too dumb...and i'm stoned... THE END

PHILOSOPHY

I always wash my dishes and with Fairy... Always!!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

via internet.. Hooray for Internet!..

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

yeah...well...you know...like...yeah...you know...?

Interests

NOFX and Frenzal Rhomb

  • tv
  • religion

Music, Movies, and Books

Supersuckers or stuff like that...i like some non punk bands but i ain't gonna embarrass myself naming them... I like Napoleon Dynamite or Eagle.vs.Shark ...i read very little..jokes or Tom Sharpe..dunno...the TV guide...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I went for a wank after being chopping chillies..... I watched tv for more than 20 hours in a row....

Teach, Learn, Share

i can teach anything....i know everything and i'm very smart...

Countries I’ve Visited

France, Gibraltar, Greece, Italy, Morocco, Netherlands, Portugal, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Ireland, Spain

Old School Badges

  • 3 Vouches
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