CURRENT MISSION

To get to harvard for undergrad day

ABOUT ME

Bio I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard.

I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

PHILOSOPHY

Cant we all just get along

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I will do everything i can

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

No experience yet

Interests

Being Awesome

Seton Hall Rugby

The stock market

Chess

Rocketry

Discussing emerging technology

learning quality coding.

• documentaries
• dining
• cooking
• technology
• chess
• traveling
• origami
• coding
• rocketry
• scuba diving
• hang gliding
• tennis
• rugby
• physics

Music, Movies, and Books

Music
The Chicken Man, Scott Free, Foo Fighters, Pink Floyd, Daft Punk

The Chicken Man
Books
Harry Potter, George Orwell, Animal Farm, Sun Tzus Art of War

Harry Potter
Movies
Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Office Space, Idiocracy, The Hangover

Monty Python and the Search fo...
Television
Glee, Family Guy, Countdown, Hardball, Imus in the Morning, How I Met Your Mother, Official HEROES Page, Happy Hour, Doug

Glee

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I worked at google.

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