CURRENT MISSION

to make a silk purse of a sow's ear

ABOUT ME

i'm an anomaly. an ectomorph. i have very bad posture.
I strive to be a good person and facilitate maximum enjoyment for all. I like helping people to learn and do things. I have a problem with authority. My metabolism is impressive.
I'm a total runt and black sheep. i could always go for some food, some beer, and some sleep...

PHILOSOPHY

"enjoy today because tomorrow you are dying"
but at the same time, i try not to do stuff that causes much regrettable sorrow.
and i agree with ron hawkins when he sings that a few small steps in the right direction make more sense than a thousand big ones in the wrong

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

i'm always doing what i do.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

really very great and super.
south island NZ surfing and hosting initially...

Interests

snuggling, being hilarious, growing my own food, making apt analogies, staying on the charming side of drunk, impulsiveness, playing fun games, procrastination, d.i.y. shit, eating food and edible foodlike substances, usurpation of the bourgeoisie...

Music, Movies, and Books

blues brothers, waynes world, home alone, billy madison, little miss sunshine, they live, the princess bride, falling down, little shop of horrors, and most involving steve buschemi or danny devito or chris farley!

i own far too much music. its mostly punk and rock music. i especially reckon that everyone needs a healthy dose of the Night Marchers and the Geto Boys...

books: master and margarita. the short and incredibly happy life of riley. king dork. the white tiger was good. anything by charles bukowski, william blum, howard zinn, eckhart!... i want to read an alternate version of oliver twist, where oliver become a thieving drunken street-kid. that would be way cooler and more interesting than what happens in the real version.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i saw one of those big police horses, what are they called? clydesdales - relieve it's bladder in the park across from kara's place. that shit was intense!
and last week, during one of many huge freakin' thunderstorms, me and ash ran around naked and got locked out of our house, and i showered in the rain. what a stinkin' hippie, eh?

Teach, Learn, Share

that's a good philosophy

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