CURRENT MISSION

to feast upon the flesh of the innocent (only humans, no animals)

ABOUT ME

i'm a poor vegan wannabe. i just love pizza too much.
i've recently taken to trying to walk on my hands by throwing myself violently to the floor and trying to land on my palms. it works shockingly well, minus the wrist strain that is

PHILOSOPHY

if you've seen the scene in pink flamingos where divine is being interviewed by members of the baltimore press, then you already know my personal philosiphy.if you have not had the extreme privilege to have seen this film, allow me to type out the words divine used.
"Kill everyone now.
Condone first-degree murder.
Advocate cannibalism, eat shit.
Filth are my politics.
Filth is my life."

if you didnt get that that was joke you probably shouldnt stay at my house.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

hopefully will meet some cool people, and show them that the city i live in is not completely boring in the process.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

i've slept on more couches than i care to remember. after i moved away from new orleans i stayed on friends couches most nights. this coupled with all other couch-sleeping experiences is what turned me into an authority on the topic, and i assure you my couch is a comfy one.

Interests

cooking, gardening, the forests of ohio and kentucky, missing/detesting new orleans, reading books and comics, music, vegetarianism, halloween, and maple candy

• animals
• books
• cooking
• vegan
• gardening
• politics
• comics
• reading
• music