CURRENT MISSION

Grow a beard

ABOUT ME

I suffer from mild indigestion and a mysterious abundance of stomach gas…This may sound mildly embarrassing but what this really means is that I can out-burp you. I belch really loud and if I hold it in or try to muffle it…it really hurts. So I burp, loud and proud. I get a Barney Rubble lower lip quiver-Duff beer style. It has become my party piece and while it may seem childish or immature… it has become a way of life…and perhaps the fact that my description will be entirely focused on my oral flatulence says more about me than the old…travel-free spirit-song and dance.

I started burping loud not long ago, perhaps a year ago at most. I’ve been told it could be a stomach ulcer as I can out-drink anyone’s uncle. Perhaps more acidophilus in my diet might be a good idea but yogurt is expensive… and… well if I lost my burps, what would make me unique and inappropriate? I think Ill keep my burps for the Canadian health care professionals… Until then I’m a bonafide 300 pound lumber jack named Bruce.

PHILOSOPHY

You laugh, you learn, you love, you orgasm, you explore.

I don’t even know if that’s philosophical in the slightest but that’s how I roll.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

At the present moment I have only hosted, I mean I have slept on couches before but never via the internet. And to be frank couches are much more comfortable than beds. I do enjoy sinking into a 1970s squishy smelly faded print sofa king. Its like a warm hug form your Gran. Cant wait.

Intereses

I like to eat everything except chocolate and aspartame….and I like to paint and draw…dancing on the weekends to old fashioned rock and roll…Bonding with the elderly. Silliness and good conversation. Simple things are the best. I also really love to shower and get drunk (seperatly). Among other things I cant think of at the present.

• dancing
• chocolate
• beer
• dieting
• partying
• drinking
• painting

Música, películas y libros

Book: Anthem by Ayn Rand - My Mom force fed me this one but I really ate it up.

Music: Plenty but lets keep it short with Patti Smith, Leonard Cohen, The Cramps and....Elvis P and C.

Movie: One flew over the CooCoos Nest

Algo increíble que he hecho

Lou Reed in Belfast.

Enseña, aprende, comparte

Im still learning...

Países que he visitado

Canada, Ireland, Mexico, United Kingdom, United States

Países en los que he vivido

Canada, United Kingdom