CURRENT MISSION

To figure out my current mission

ABOUT ME

I find the details of my life to be quite inconsequential.
ok so where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking,
I suggest you try it.

Mike Myers

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I like helping to organise fun stuff expiditions and parties.

Interests

Old stuff-stuff that has a narrative, 78 records and wind up gramophone players- shopping ho ho- more later

• partying
• drinking
• shopping

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Sailed down the Dordogne a few years back, for three days with a friend Jarl, on a pink "barbie" style bouncy castle - towing an inflatable Dora the explorer in her own dingy.