CURRENT MISSION

To find a majestic unicorn and roundhouse kick it in the face.

ABOUT ME

I'm a level 18 dungeon wizard with skinny jeans and a enormous craving for bacon. I was raised by a Jewish African-American jazz musician and a feisty world champion roller derby bitch from hell. I'm all about positive vibes, good attitudes, and a whole mess of high fives. I like to bring joy to the world by yelling at babies, parking in handicapped spots with my Miata, and tickling old people until they crap their pants. I was once voted the coolest person in my Star Wars club so I'm kind of a big deal.

PHILOSOPHY

If it smells like broccoli, it's probably a bad idea.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I have a couch thing that's available for weary travelers looking for a place of rest in their epic journeys and quests for life.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I once slept on my grandparent's couch but it smelled like chili sauce and foot powder.

Interests

I like to go wine tasting with children, Gangnam Style dance at funerals, anger my drug dealer, piss off the ice cream man, run away from hoodlums, vomit on my neighbor's plant, take part in hand to hand combat with the elderly, read books with only pictures in them, sleep in beds filled with hamsters, scream "BANANA!" inside libraries, convince school kids that they're adopted, eat whatever candy I can find at the morgue, go to hip hop dance clubs with my obese cousin , and go rollerblading in my jean shorts.

• books
• dancing
• wine
• wine tasting
• running
• clubbing
• music
• jazz

Music, Movies, and Books

I like "talkies", hardcore Christian rap, and pop-up books.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once saw three nipples on a single breast.

Teach, Learn, Share

One thing and one thing only: The first rule of Tickle Club is you do not talk about Tickle Club.