Born in picturesque (and occasionally war-torn) country of Ukraine, gained the ability to walk and speak through rigorous military training, got diagnosed with a disease that caused my hip joint to be all shitty and could potentially put me in a wheelchair or maybe a wheelbed..or a wheelcouch. Moved to Czech republic in hopes of replacing my faulty leg with a mechanical contraption of doom with built-in rocket launcher and jets, but all my dreams were crushed as I ended up just being able to walk, run and live a normal life. For some reason, in the middle of a continent dominated by ice hockey, soccer and generally anything but baseball, my dad introduced me to baseball. So I keep playing it to this day just for the heck of it. While playing baseball I also attended high school where I acquired essential life skills such as consuming large quantities of beer and playing guitar hero. Then I enrolled into college and ,upon realizing it's load of useless crap, promptly dropped out. Now I spend my days regretting that decision and enjoying life.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I...just...I mean....damn.. asking the big questions eh... to surf..on.. couches? Dunno. I live with a roommate with no spare room so not accepting people unfortunately, unless they are capable of altering mass, thus becoming formless.

Interests

Sports - baseball (Mets), soccer (Man United), UFC (Diaz bros, McGregor, Lawler)
Science (on one fateful day, a huge chromed robot will step on a pile of human skulls as camera zooms out. humanity will be forced to send Arnie Schwarzenegger back in time to fix shit, but until then..wheeee!)
Video games - Im a male in his mid 20s so..yeah
Drawing - self explanatory

• cats
• beer
• running
• drinking
• video games
• drawing
• guitar
• sports
• baseball
• soccer
• hockey
• science

Music, Movies, and Books

90s hip hop, alt. rock, glitch hop, some electro stuff
Rick and Morty (wubbalubba dubduuub!), Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Friends, Game of Thrones, Monty Python, House of Cards, bunch of stand up comedians (Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Patrice Oneal, Jim Jefferies, Bill Burr)

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Once slept for 16 hours straight - your move

Teach, Learn, Share

I wise man never spits in an eye of a chimp

What I Can Share with Hosts

A drink, a meal, a laugh, a bed, wisdom, a video of funny cats

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Poland, Slovakia

Countries I’ve Lived In

Czech Republic, Ukraine