Bit of a dick. Thick skin. Make people uncomfortable with great ease. All bout a dance floor. If you have a dog back home, I'll actually consider visiting you - unlike those I tell I'll visit but I know I won't. No dog, no party.

Hate to have a carbon footprint. Hardcore vegan. Moral consideration of animals=Sexy AF. Might try to convert you. Will also cook for you. Free food! Yumm! But vegan, mwaha!

Film nut. 24/7 cats allergic; will pet nonetheless. Interested in Melenchon's, Corbyn's and Petro's views. Tankie.

I will make a looooot of questions about where you come from. I like givers more than takers. Will show you microbreweries. Beer is the shit. I'm actually a gifted over-educated being. I'm a genius. Just a dick.

PHILOSOPHY
Insanity is comparative, who sets the norm?

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Because people. Although big fuck off to CS for going for profit and now charging people to 'verify' them, you moneyhungry wankrs. Oh yeah, open-minded, friendly and all the love to Couchsurfing xoxo. Also, I want to meet someone from Corsica.

Interests

Films, books, animals, sports, outdoors, dance, music, history, discussions, greenfriendliness and saving the fecking planet.

• animals
• film making
• dancing
• salsa dancing
• environment
• vegan
• traveling
• music
• cycling
• hiking
• hitchhiking
• food
• nature
• sustainability
• love

Music, Movies, and Books

Very inconsistent. Frusciante, Koriass, Oxmo Puccino, SALSA, Balkan Beat Box, Nicola Cruz, Warpaint, Dancehall, Trip-hop, Jazz, BLou Reed, etc., etc., etc.

Sallinger, Carver, Chekhov, Kerouac, Bioy Casares, Borges, Hunter Thompson, Burroughs, Bukowski, Wilde, Salinger, Vargas Llosa, myself.

Kaufman, Linklater, Marc Forster, Gondry, Gaspar Noe, Woody, Fincher, Lynch, argentinean new wave, Iranian folks, among a wide range of others.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Was fed AS A homeless with the homeless not being a homeless.
Got negative in HIV test.
Donated blood in exchange of snacks.
Got 420 thru customs and didn't get caught.
Hitchhiked drug cartels-ruled states completely unaware.
Made it throu Quebequer winter. Gosh I hate snow.

Teach, Learn, Share

How to be a dick and succeed at it. How to be a smoking hawtass animal-loving vegan. How to confront hobos and thugs and win their trust. Teach me anything, I like anythings.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Vegan cooking, bad jokes, deep insightful approaches to hummus.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Canada, Ecuador, France, Guatemala, Mexico, Netherlands, Peru, Spain, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, Colombia, United States

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