CURRENT MISSION

To learn to swear in every language

ABOUT ME

I'm a libra, so that means I'm a set of scales. Probably means I have good balance or something, or Im really good at guessing the weight of things. Either way I dont believe in horoscopes, the whole capricorn rising in uranus thing really gets my goat. I like good food, good beer and good company. although I will settle for medicore beer if its cheap. The world is my lobster and I hope to make it count.

PHILOSOPHY

A Day Without Laughter is a Day Wasted

兴趣

Long walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain...Im just a walking cliche.

So long as there is beer involved (or possibly cider/wine/antifreeze) I think i'll be happy.

I also speak the universal language of football because thats just how I roll.

• dining
• wine
• beer
• walking
• soccer
• beaches

音乐、电影和书籍

Yep, I like those things.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

I once saw a man punch out a horse...or maybe that was a dream.

I once got 7 jaffa cakes in a pack of 6, proudest day of my life.

Oh and meeting my lovely girlfriend. That was kinda cool I guess, not as good as the jaffa cakes though.

教，学，和分享

Puns. I just love them. Same with bad jokes. Im just a clown at heart.

我游览过的国家

Belgium, Canada, Finland, France, Russian Federation, Spain, United Kingdom

我居住过的国家

United Kingdom