CURRENT MISSION

To Skate, Windsurf and Surf As Much As Possible!

ABOUT ME

Righteo! I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write award-winning operas, I manage time
efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and

I cook Two-Minute Noodles in Thirty seconds.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy, and un-matching evening wear.

I don't perspire.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.

I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.

I sleep once a week;
when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.

The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.

Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I have performed open-heart surgery, and
I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to Uni.

Or stayed at a strangers house...

PHILOSOPHY

A Small Anecdote Writtin By A Good Friend...
He's a record player player; an errant child; a deep thinking mild philanthropist; the disco balls shine bright through his eyes;

The jukebox is his friend; the dancefloor his mistress; he holds an RYA advanced plus instructor training certificate in shoe lace maintenance;

His heart rate never dips below 156; his ancestors spoke only in portuguese brail; some will never see him; even the deaf can hear him;

The bus can' swim the bus can' cross him; he chases sunrise with a butterfly net; he eats blue cheese using a spoon with no handle; snakes envy his rattle; he can count to 36 using only his thumbs;

A prodigy of criminal noise; you hear him coming through the spee-ee-kahs; he is playing tree bar tonight ... but he has not yet gone to uni.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Not sure yet, havent got involved in it yet! but ill be a nice person :) Im sure when i get back home ill be a host for people!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Never slept at someones place i havent met before... never had anyone stay!!! But there is still plenty of time!

Interests

Righteo!

WINDSURFING! Anything that involves the water!
Music! everything :)
bit of a techhy dude as well.. I like my computers, i wont lie!

• dining
• cooking
• cheese
• instructor
• traveling
• origami
• music
• windsurfing
• sailing
• tennis
• swimming
• physics

Music, Movies, and Books

Music wise... very brief! Dub, Punk, Ska, DnB, Aussie Hip-Hop and a bit of Bootleg!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Having the opportunity to travel!

Teach, Learn, Share

Coming from a sailing back ground, i can teach you how to tie knots!

I can also teach you how to windsurf!!!

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Lebanon, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, Syrian Arab Republic, Turkey, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia