CURRENT MISSION

To conquer the world and rule with an iron fist.

ABOUT ME

I am so nice it's almost sickening. That's why so many people vomit after a few minutes with me. I think garlic should be used more often in cooking.

PHILOSOPHY

Logical positivism.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I've been a guest of wonderful people. And only some of them had reasons to throw me out.

兴趣

Juggling, pillow-fighting, eating soup. People-watching (with binoculars).

• writing
• cooking
• juggling

音乐、电影和书籍

Seen some, listened to some, read some.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Amazing things I did: Building the pyramids, the Great Wall of China, the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Writing Encyclopedia Britannica all by myself. Inventor of important and useful things that make our life a lot easier. I'm currently working on a cure for obnoxiousness and also created the novelty laser pointer (I'm sorry for that).

我游览过的国家

Austria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Estonia, France, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, United Kingdom

我居住过的国家

Portugal

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