No, time, couch surfing at the moment. (but just so you know, I am unlikely to rape you)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I like people. I've heard that couchsurfing has people.

Interests

Just everything; hiking, skiing, rugby, football, boardgames, cooking, eating, monkey knife fights, karaoke, art walks, opera, ...

Honstly...it's easier to just list the things i'm not into; I'm not a big fan of conversations about paperclips and gardening, apart from that, i'm pretty much interested in everything.

• arts
• cooking
• gardening
• karaoke
• opera
• hiking
• surfing
• skiing
• soccer
• rugby

Music, Movies, and Books

The Hungry Caterpillar

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Ran with the bulls in Pamplona (no really, i did). Experienced the 'McGangbang' (a chicken Mayo inserted between the meat pattys of a double cheeseburger). Saw the Forbıdden Palace (China), temple of the reclining Buddah (Bangkok), burning gas crater (Turkmenistan) and Ringwood Town Carnival, watched the sunrıse over Mt. Everest (on the national Geographıc Channel). And I currently do some stand up comedy in my spare time.

Teach, Learn, Share

i am trying to accumulate the prase "where is my chicken in every possible language, so far (anglisizations):
Russian: Gde mya Curitza?
Uzbek: Tovukum Kana?
Mandarin: Wodu ji tsai Nar?
French: Ou est Mon Poulet? (ou ae mon poulae?)
Romanian: Onde Mya Puyo?
Spanish: Donde Esta Mi Poyo?
Romanian: Onde mya Poyo?
Norwegian: Voor eeer Schillinger-min?
Swedish: Var er min Schickling
Portugese (portugal): donde esta minha galina?
Portugese (Brazil):Cade es minha galina? (or maybe the other way around)
Italian: Dov-e e mia pollo?
German: Vor ist mine Huun?
Canadian: Sorry, but where is my chicken?
Ukranian: Gde mya cuka?

feel free to chip in :)

What I Can Share with Hosts

I am the sandwich master. It's a long road, but I can teach you this art.

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium, Bulgaria, China, Cyprus, Denmark, France, Georgia, Greece, Italy, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Uzbekistan

Countries I’ve Lived In

Switzerland, United Kingdom

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