CURRENT MISSION

I am a simple guy, not very ambitious but I am always busy.

I just want to meet cool people, have fun, talk about music, take some drugs, have casual sex, S&M experiences and non sense violence.

ABOUT ME

I am brazilian. I've been living in france for 8 years.
Or maybe more, but who cares?
I used to be someone decent. But I am not anymore.

PHILOSOPHY

dont waste!
dont waste your time, dont waste my time, dont waste the resources of the planet, and dont waste drugs. Drugs are good for you, and you should use it.
Never save drugs for latter, you should take everything you have at once. Always.

I think people should stop traveling to visit empty places and start having more sex. That would make a better world for everyone.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I have been hosted a couple times. (Terrible expiriences!).
I host CSs once in a while.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
In the past, when my brain was still functioning, I met some of my friends in Nice area with CS. Also, I met lot of boring people.
But now, since I'am growing old and I'am learning to be an asshole, CS people avoids me. And I think that's OK.
But, if by a chance, you're also a fucked- up-incompetent-bored person and wants to come by for a drink.. just write me a message. I'd be glad to receive you. Or to insult you.
either ways, if we meet, you pay for the drinks!

Interests

music, music.. detroit techno, minimal, old-school electro, hyperdub, warp, wub wub wub dubstep, future garage, etc, garage rock (makers, oblivians, reatards, ..), vivian girls, fugazi.. jorge ben, tropicalia, csnz, mundo livre, maracatu, old shool punk rock, surf music.. and everything else that goes well with ilegal drugs.

randos, balades, champignon magique, ayawaska, mate, terere, via ferrata, playing chess, futebol do brasil, watching mma on tv, vegetarian culinary.

jack london, castagneda, buckowski, freegan stuff, home made bombs for terrorist attacks,
limoncello, whiskey, pastis,.. getting shitfaced in general.

• cats
• singing
• dancing
• cocktails
• vegetarian
• running
• chess
• tv
• music
• soccer
• swimming
• languages

Music, Movies, and Books

In the last year I watched mostly horror movies.

but now I am more into watching 3 min pornos on the internet and live football.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I pissed on the bed of my last couchsurfer guest just before she goes to sleep. She was so wasted that she didnt even notice it!
The next day I told her I had a problem with the shower and that she couldnt have a shower. She didnt complain.
But boy, she was stinking so much that I had to avoid talking to her until she was gone.
In the end, I still think she is a decent person, gentle, communicative.. too bad she stinks.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can make you the best caipirinha cocktail you have ever tasted.
Because I am brazilian, and all brazilians does that.
I can play football and dance samba as well, because I am brazilian.

But what I cant do, is clean myself correctly after taking a shit. I dont know why this happens, but I always have some leftovers on my butt, and I smell shit all day long. And the the smell is even worse if I eat bananas.

I can teach you how to use a spell checker on the computer.

What I Can Share with Hosts

I love to share my passions with my guests.
For example, I can teach you how to play and have fun with feses.
Most people never tried it, and It is amazing because you have this feeling that you are using something you just created yourself, it is part of you. And you use it to create something else. It's a magic experience!
obviously hygiene is important: always wash your hands before playing with someone elses feses to avoid contaminating the product. and always prefer fresh feses. do not store feses in the refrigerator for more than 3 months.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Belgium, Bolivia, Canada, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Italy, Mexico, Paraguay, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United States, Uruguay

Countries I’ve Lived In

Brazil, France

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