CURRENT MISSION

missions are BORING

ABOUT ME

I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT
EVERYBODY LOVES ME
I AM SO GREAT!

Little note: my name`s SARA, not SARAH.

I am small and angry, everything annoys me and I am particularly upset in the morning, for no reason. I am addicted to coffee in a bad-bad-dangerous way, I hate walking up the hill (unless it's snowing) and I think rain smells like dirty feet. I do not smile on mondays cause that's evil-plan-day and I read Coupland and swear at the news on tv.
Sometimes I believe I am Napoleon.

PHILOSOPHY

I'll quit tomorrow
I'll be up in five minutes
I am almost ready
My intentions were good

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I like feeding strangers.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

My favourite couch ever was the one on the forest house tree, but evil people took it away.
I have hosted a lot more than what I've surfed so far, but I'm working on it to make at least 50/50 :)

Interests

Reading, writing, eagle training, getting up early and then complaining about being tired. Swordfighting in the kitchen, breakfast on the roof, food, finding excuses for being so lazy, horse riding (no more allowed), quitting cigarettes, barcodes, old useless objects, hugs, chocolate, yawning and procrastination.

• writing
• dining
• breakfast
• chocolate
• coffee
• walking
• news
• reading
• tv

Music, Movies, and Books

Fairy tales, barthes, hitchhikers guide, fightclub, supercannes, i dont know there are too many books, 1984, jpod, flatland, le petit prince, the naked lunch, on the road, the life of pi, nausea, monalisa cyberpunk, chomsky (the good ones), canetti, umberto eco, huxley, stardust, kafka, crime and punishment...and the Pink Book Giorgia gave me, best book ever!!

Movies? dogma, the snatch, dogville, cool korean boring stuff, big lebowski, edward shissorhands, amarcord, zoolander, some italian almost-cool non commercial crap...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I ate the Easter Bunny, believe it or not. Easter 2008.
I chopped Santa's head off, believe it or not. Christmas 2008.
I managed to build an Ikea bookshelf.
A tortoise ran away from me...
...and so did a little owl, but he came back the next morning.

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach me how to read a map.
Please.
I am desperate.

I can teach you how to do a perfect rolly polly.
I can also teach you how to train an eagle*

*eagle not provided

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Croatia, France, Germany, Japan, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Mexico, Netherlands, San Marino, Spain, Switzerland, Tunisia, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City State

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Ireland, Italy

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