CURRENT MISSION

To decipher what ever i need to

ABOUT ME

Am a penniless minstrel (singing student) in ye olde london town. I wenton into a pubbe, and gleefully my hands did rub, coz twas the very ass of beelzebub.

PHILOSOPHY

Treat others how you wish to be treated. (except for sado-masachists. If your reading, Jonny, I was young, I needed the money but I have moved on. The piercings still hurt and the emotional scarring is something that will never heal...... you bastard, stop calling me!)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Participation, no one said anything about participation. I can tell a joke if neccesary

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None

Interests

Music of all types, sitting, sleeping, drinking, laughing, cooking, singing. Breathing's quite fun.

• fish
• singing
• piercings
• cooking
• drinking
• reading
• music
• fishing
• swimming
• law

Music, Movies, and Books

Films- Shawshank Redemption (institutionalisation), 40 Year old virgin ( I need some Poon!!!), Old School (You're my boy blue!!!), Life of Brian (He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!). Muse all albums. Dan Brown Novels (Obvious I know). Coldplay, all albums.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once saw my mate ally sober. No ... honestly, alright you dont have to believe me but I was there and the truth means more than your judgemental attitude thank you very much.

Teach, Learn, Share

Did you know, pigs orgasm for 30 minutes? There is a law in massachusets that bans anyone from having sexual intercourse with a dead fish! About time to! I will be particularly friendly to people who can explain why some tube trains are too hot and some too cold. Baby bear does not exist in the world of the TFL. Thank you mister livingston! Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.