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Overview

  • 5 references
  • Fluent in Bulgarian, English, German, Serbian, Serbo-Croatian; learning Russian, Spanish
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2013
  • Trying to break the chains of boredom
  • Computer things 'n' stuff
  • From Starts with B but it ain't Boobs
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

To make new imaginary friends and occasionally meet real people and see cool places

ABOUT ME

I'm one of the coolest people on the planet, I'm also super intelligent, crazy, beautiful and my life is really reaaally awesome aaaaand none of this is true. I'm just a guy who uses the Internet 24/7 to search for people like you so he could feel a little bit more social and fight the suicide thoughts that constantly occupy his brain! The struggle is real! But now that you are here you could write to me if you want to meet me or just help me fight the depression (joking, I'm just an attention seeker guy)

PHILOSOPHY

To be different than you in every aspect because your life is boring and you disgust me

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I'm here to meet serial killers and cannibals so I could find the true meaning of life

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I don't have it. People avoid me for no reason

Interests

There are countless interests that I have like....like...umm...well..you know...I'm interested in....the air I breathe? Yes, the air.

  • sleeping
  • to sleep
  • spavanje
  • schlafen
  • sleeeeeping

Music, Movies, and Books

I like the music and movies that you don't like or never heard of them, so sadly you and I don't have that many things in common which is disappointing for you because I know you're here to find the love of your life. I'm not this person, but I could be if you know German and like my spaghetti, or if you're Leonardo DiCaprio #nohomo

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I died in my dream

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you the code of awesomeness and Balkan hospitality. I can also teach you how to teach other people of things you don't even know about things they don't even care to know, after all you don't have to know everything, you just need to pretend that you know everything.

What I Can Share with Hosts

My time. The most precious thing if you ask me!

Countries I’ve Visited

Bulgaria, Croatia, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Malta, Poland, Romania, Scotland, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia

Countries I’ve Lived In

Bulgaria, Germany, Serbia

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