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Overview

  • 2 references 2 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Lithuanian, Russian; learning French
  • 35, Male
  • Member since 2011
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  • No education listed
  • From Vilnius, baby!
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About Me

ABOUT ME

I do not try to be normal.
I'm honest, a little weird, sometimes funny, smartass, very straightforward, never lie, sometimes cheat, very friendly, have a big heart...

PHILOSOPHY

"Look in to the mirror, laugh, if you don't like what you see."
"Finish the beer that you have opened."
"Be careful what you wish for, it may come true."

Two New russians went fishing in the sea with a small boat. Suddenly a storm started and took their boat very far from the coast. After a week in the sea in their small boat they where very very thirsty. One of them saw a bottle floating on the water. They fished out and opened the bottle. A Genie flew out of it and said:
- Because you saved me, I will grant you one wish.
- I want a sea of beer! - shouted New russian.
- Done, - said Genie and disappeared.
The New russians were wondering where is their beer and then noticed that the sea around them became a sea out of beer and the other russian guy said:
- You did fucking great, man! Now what? We'll piss in to the boat?

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

well, I signed up...

Interests

beer, worms, food, party, music, movies, basketball, football, swimming, poker, travel, sleep...

  • dining
  • beer
  • partying
  • boating
  • movies
  • traveling
  • poker
  • music
  • fishing
  • basketball
  • soccer
  • swimming

Music, Movies, and Books

Any good comedy or action movie will do. Especially I like movies that make you think.
All kind of music.
Books... sorry, books.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Sarajevo

Teach, Learn, Share

Look around. Do you like what you see? If No:
1) Take a risk - make a step forward (good kick in the ass from someone helps too),
2) Don't be scared,
3) Don't look back,
4) Open a beer,
5) Enjoy the moment,
6) Live your life.
Look around again, if Yes:
7) Go kick some people.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Latvia, Moldova, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Lithuania, Slovenia, United Kingdom

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