CURRENT MISSION

Find the End of the Rainbow and pee on it.

ABOUT ME

I'm an easy human being. I giggle at the worst times.
I'm beginning what I hope will be a long term, around the world, take on all comers Adventure. To tell the truth, I'm quite terrified, yet full of Mission-Goo and eager to see where I end up.
I can cook. I can clean.....sort of. I'm an Aquarius, so I'm best at inspiring, supporting, and playing. I'm a damn good listener, and take interest in most everything.
My favorite things are Adventure Time, and big fluffy animals, and cool mountains, and fancy women, and fancy dudes, and doodling little derp things, and cracking wise at the establishment, annnnnnnd fuck.... I dunno... I like lots of stuff.

This might be easier:

Steven Larkins
Human
Bard lvl.2 /Rogue lvl.1
Str- 10
Dex- 11
Con- 13
Int- 16
Wis- 14
Chr- 14

Specialization: drawing/hugs/ninja stars

PHILOSOPHY

Nullius in verba - Take no one's word. See for yourself (^-^)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I mosey. Meander. Ramble. Shuffle. Stroll. Wander. Get along.
I ran out of words for walk.
I can draw silly stuff for people, and try to brighten up days without being an overbearing dicknose. You know the type. Always "on". Blech.
Ummmm.... I'm willing to take fellow Adventurers with me and share the journey of Voluntary Homelessness with people who aren't buttholes.
It's ok if you have a butthole, just try not to BE a butthole.
Whatever I learn, I share. Whatever I earn, I share.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I haven't used Couchsurf to find a place just yet, but I'm no stranger to sleeping on a fold out/floor. Most of the time I keep the farting to a minimum and welcome the pets to join me as long as they understand that it will be a strictly platonic sleeping arrangement, no matter how drunk either of us get.

Interests

The Universe. Other Universes. Dragons and related things. Adventure Time! Star Wars. Legend of Zelda. Mythology. Joseph Campbell. Fancy hats. People that look like wizards. Going everywhere. Books about how to do things. D&D. People's stories. Bones with glitter on them. Trains. Women that whistle. Dudes that whistle. Just kidding, whistling is dead.

• animals
• pets
• books
• cooking
• running
• drawing
• magic
• beaches
• mountains

Music, Movies, and Books

Books:
Joseph Campbell's Mythos - everything you need to know
The Tao of Pooh - best Toaist read ever

Shows&flicks:
Game of Thrones- BEST SHOW EVAR!
A Serbian Film- most disturbing movie I've ever seen
Tarantino films - all of them
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou- Adventure with Bill Murray
Cosmos - Neil Degrasse droppin knowledge
Breaking Bad- crazy cool

Music:
Immortal Technique- Gully Intelligent Rap
Wutang Clan - Nothing to fuck with
Modest Mouse - banjo spooky
Edward Sharp - hippy music
Girl Talk - trillshiz
T.O.P. - Korean Hiphop
Sabrepulse - videogame music
Lorde - smooth, cool, poppy
Empire of the Sun - hard to define
Jaydiohead - Jay-z and Radio Head colabo, mad ill
Chuck Regan - Best damn country you will ever hear

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've walked on the beach at sunset with a beautiful nerd girl, climbed a mountain with a voodoo lady, marched in a parade with the Court of Camelot, floated down a river with fancy women, saved a man's life on that same river, smoked a blunt on a magic mountain with a giant, spent an evening on a rooftop having adventures with a real life Ninja, became Santa Claus one year, and more beautiful things that have escaped me.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach simple doodlery, haikus, and how to sword fight. I can run a DnD game. I can tell stories about the possible nature of human myth as relating to mankind's struggle to relate himself with his own universe. I also teach cussing.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Jokes, knowledge, drawings, and anything else I can possibly do to help.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States