CURRENT MISSION

I'm still trying to conquer the world, but it's a very hard responsability ...

ABOUT ME

My mind should looks like plumbing fixtures. My life is fantastic, a lot of amazing things always happen to me. I live in a world with my chinchilla, noisy shitty instruments, load of beer, and a lot of dwarf and weird creatures (including my flatmates).

Unfortunately for my professional future, I love procrastination.
I'm also the vice-president of a secret organization to convert men to wear beards, moustaches, and long hair. We possess our own manifesto ( although it's quite strict)

Ah, and yes, I'm a Pirate.

PHILOSOPHY

Maybe fart as loud as I can?

Also saying " BRAZZZZZIIIIIIL ! ! !" (with a very lazy voice)
It's a kind of "hakuna matata", it's a way to say that no matter the bad vibes, bad luck around you, everything at the end will be all right. (see opposite definition : "COPACABANA!!!" )

But mostly, I'm a relax person. I go with the flow.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I love to be a guide for the lost souls down here.
I can show you what you'll never find in guide-books .

I know the best cheapest indian restaurant, the quiet place in Paris where to hang out with people all night long, where to drink the cheapest and strongest planteur, and listen good free music ...

Now that I'm in Madrid, I'm looking for the same useless things to do. And slowly, but surely, I am finding those places and conquering them with my glass eye and my stinky breath.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Now it's been a while I hang out with my dear friend Couchsurfing .
I travelled a lot, thanks to it, and met many amazing people. I miss a lot of them, but sometimes, if I'm lucky, I run into them in another part of the world.
Life is so unforeseeable.

Interests

Walk through the city and get to its dirtiest's corners, contemporary's art museums, conceptuality, photography, EAT and cook ( but mostly eat), bars (and drink in it), weirds concerts, travel diaries, to have stupids ideas, my crazy dog and my individualistic chinchilla, avocados and raw meat, percussions and strange little instruments, loud & low sounds, sleep in the subway(and in most means of transport), be surprised in discover bizarre stuff, to talk about my cousin, do voodoo cigarettes, put my fingers in my nose and stand next to the window ...

• dogs
• arts
• books
• photography
• concerts
• cooking
• beer
• drinking
• gardening
• traveling
• music
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

Films of Tim Burton, Michel Gondry, Emir Kusturica shit, Wes Anderson, Jan Svankmajer, Lamberto Bava and My neighboor Totoro.

Music of Goran Bregovic, Gogol Bordello, Birdy nam nam, some swedish swing-reaggae in general, brazilian music and samba reggae like Monobloco or Timbalada, Shantel, Sud Sound System, Nosfell, Rodrigo and Gabriela, Flight of the Conchords, Architecture in Helsinki, K'naan, MIA, Svinkels, Buju Banton, Java, Skalpel, surf music, Preisner ...
Balkan music, plastic music, loud sounds and loud voices, funny music, and songs that reminds me moments

I like to read fantastic novels, strange stories and travels diaries.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Everything in my life is completely unbelivable !

My trips using couchsurfing were mainly amazing!

some of my zeirds situations I've been in:
Hitchkiking during 12 hours without moving at all to finally sleep in a garden with snails on my face in Spain, Find this gold ass in the garbage in Sicilia, Laugh for nothing with the flies in Rome, be under a storm in a shitty tent in Poland for 3 days, Arriving to Madrid without have anywhere to go without knowing no one there, get a appointment in the middle of nowhere without a phone without water and without any time of meeting in Argentina, Get rob and kidnapped y cocaino-addicts in Chile...

Or maybe they are just unconscious things I did... ?

My next plan is to get stuck on the Ester Island and marry a moai. Or just stay there for a while.

I also have a band , Yeahhhhhh
www.facebook.com/monotonusband.
( Rock !)

Teach, Learn, Share

I can share a banana with you.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Chile, Croatia, Cyprus, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Madagascar, Montenegro, Morocco, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Tunisia

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Spain

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