CURRENT MISSION

World domination

ABOUT ME

Blah. blah, blah "It's very hard to talk about myself", blah, blah, blah, bullshit, my friends would say "big bullshit ..."I´m relaxed, easy going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and more bullshit...... If you want to know who I am, come or invite me and discover by yourself...

I like to write prose...
I was raised with rice, beans, tortillas and coffee, they are my Gods...my abuela teach me about kindness and cooking...I never had a fix job, I don't have a place to call "home", I just have 10€ and a half cigarette in my pocket. I barely been to college, I like to wake up late, I am lazy, pervert, maricón, maniac, bipolar. Je n'ai pas une vie structurée!...yes, I'm a mess! So what, bitches? j'assume!

PHILOSOPHY
no philosophy...

Speciesism=sexism=racism

Photographie
https://www.instagram.com/aemeo

****I only accept request from the LGBTQ+ community****
And because I am gay ATTENTION straight boys!: I am very pervert, and I will jump in your sleeping bag at night, while you sleeping warm and safe... and I will rape you for sure! No matter if you are an horrible guy!
And then for sure you will become gay!
I have natural skills for decoration, florist, hairstyling, makeup, etc. got the eye!

Please don't smoke weed at home....poppers are allowed (poppers is the weed for gays)

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

There is a couch in my room...
I like copy-paste message, so please send me one.

If you come to my place, bring a basil....and named one type of basil in your request.

兴趣

La domination mondiale...
World domination

• teaching

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Stay alive...

教，学，和分享

I'm a terrible teacher...

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

A meal, bed, an smile...
But...

我游览过的国家

Belgium, France, Germany, Guatemala, Honduras, India, Mexico, Nepal, Netherlands, Panama, Portugal, Spain, Sri Lanka, United States

我居住过的国家

France, Honduras, Mexico, Portugal, Spain