CURRENT MISSION

To bring some warm down east maritime love to the sore blistered feet of a weary circumnavigator.

ABOUT ME

I am 50 pounds heavier than I was when I got married (Sad Fact). At 16 I let my best friend tattoo me (Bad Idea). At times I have eaten the clumpy brown sugar like candy when I was left alone for long periods of time as a child (Full of shame). I have had many piercings. Now I have many holes and scars in the corresponding locations. I really enjoy WINE and… food. I hate the tourism industry (Everywhere). I really enjoy anything that involves me and water… and fish can come along too (if they want to..I’m not going to force them). I am married to my wife. We are the best team ever. If I was going to let us say “rob a bank” or something, I would for sure be her wheel man or …whatever she needed me to be… then… at that time…in which she was doing something… yup. In all honesty Christina is the greatest. I have a very hairy child named Rosie. She is part dog and part mental health patient. She has a really good side and a very very small very very bad side ( I think the “very”s cancel each other out). I am a Linux man. I am but a shadow of the outdoor enthusiast I once was. I have watched every video that has ever been uploaded to You Tube. I mean every freaking last one. I play hand drums (bodhran, cajon, congas) digeridoo and guitar. I love tattoos although I can’t afford them. I sketch and love to rip up and crumple paper ( the two go hand in hand). I love to drive ( Das Auto).

PHILOSOPHY

Love like you have nothing to lose and give like you have everything to gain.

Interests

I play the bodhran, cajon, congas, and guitar
I chord the keys
I love to sing

• dogs
• fish
• singing
• tattoos
• piercings
• dining
• wine
• guitar
• drums
• outdoor activities
• fishing
• hiking
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

Books:
Bryson
The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America (1989)
Neither Here Nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)
Notes from a Small Island (1995).
A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail (1998)
Notes from a Big Country (UK) / I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US) (1999)
Down Under (UK) / In a Sunburned Country (US) (2000)
Bill Bryson's African Diary (2002)
A Short History of Nearly Everything (2003)
The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid (2006)
Spotted in France: A Dog's Life...On the Road by
Gregory Edmont

Tolken
The Silmarillion,The Hobbit,The Lord of the Rings, and Unfinished Tales and The History of Middle earth

Seth Stevenson's Grounded

Music:

Nizlopi
Slanche-va
PJ & Steban

This list is FAR from complete

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I was homeless and hitched hike all over the eastern sea board from 97-99. I was set free from juvenile prostitution. My parents are not divorced.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, United States

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