CURRENT MISSION

I was sent from Planet Scum on a very dangerous mission. I have to try and stain as many couches as I can before the age of 35 which is when I shall return to my Home Planet. My favourite weapons are wine and chocolate...

ABOUT ME

I'm not a great social networks user. In fact, I abhor them. But a brazilian girl I met at a dinner party not so long ago, told me about this Couchsurfing thing and I thought I would check it out... Especially considering I travel quite a lot and like to make some new acquaintances along the way...

PHILOSOPHY

If you have trouble remembering your name maybe you should tattoo it onto your arm or something

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None whatsoever...

Interests

I'm interested in arts, history, literature (especially the classics), music,...etc. I can't be bothered with politics, and food (for me) is just a purely physiological need we must cater for...

• arts
• humanities
• literature
• dining
• chocolate
• wine
• partying
• politics
• traveling
• music
• history

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I saw this guy plant a crap the other day right in the middle of the street. I wasn't impressed...

Teach, Learn, Share

I sure need some teaching on how to engage on social networking sites and how to fill in my personal profile

Countries I’ve Visited

France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Switzerland, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Spain, United Kingdom