CURRENT MISSION

To kill all the greatest writers of our time and write a novel about it.

ABOUT ME

There is nothing interesting about me in particular. I have a fear of missing out, but I'm lazy. That about sums it up.

PHILOSOPHY

A news anchor told the Dali Lama a joke (pizza order: one with everything) and he didn't get it, but laughed anyway. He apparently didn't know what pizza was.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I would gladly host anyone but since leaving college I haven't stayed anywhere long enough or luxurious enough to host in a year or so. To admit some guilt, most of my hosting experiences have been by proxy of a Couchsurfing roomate . When I do the couch is clean and there will always be pancakes.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I've only couch surfed to New Orleans the Outer Banks and Rhode Island. I have hosted a couple of surfers at previous apartments that had the space to accommodate.

Interests

Kudzu

• books
• news

Music, Movies, and Books

I've been called an avantgarde audiophile.

I like anything as long as it isn't painful/vapid (this goes for all mediums).

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I haven't really done anything jaw dropping enough to mention on here. The day to day toil seems to excite me enough.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States