I'll stick to the basics
- can consume alarming amounts of gummy bears
- hobbies include smelling every scented candle at the store and leaving without purchasing a single one
- master procrastinator
- the likelihood of me challenging you to an arm wrestling match rises with each alcoholic beverage consumed

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To increase my chances of interacting with pleasantly weird individuals world wide.

Interests

• weird accents
• mini horses
• cultivating and maintaing bonsai trees

Music, Movies, and Books

Enjoy reading several obnoxiously long books at the same time.

Documentaries about old people are always a good idea.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Helped a neighbor pull a dead shark out of the dumpster at 1am one night.
Good times.

What I Can Share with Hosts

My questionable ukulele skills and vast knowledge on such topics as snail reproduction.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Macedonia, Montenegro, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Serbia, Turkey, United States

•