ABOUT ME

Socialost Amourican-

Intuition Electrician-

Fruition Musician-

Diplomate Roommat

PHILOSOPHY

The meaning of life is a *i** *f **a*i**. Simplicity is Complicity. Eschew Obfiscation. The left coast is not right, but the right coast is left.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

More people have passed through my various abodes in Krakow than I can fathom. Some have been Couchsurfers but others just seem to drop from the sky - The moral of the story: parachuters welcome.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I tried to recall all of the couches which I have surfed in my life and immediately it occured to me that this task is quite unreasonable, then I immediately looked in the mirror to see if I had missed any early warning signs of gristled grumpy, hoboedom. Alas no, still the same as yesterways. I deeply enjoy the art of Coufing(has anyone tried to use this word before?) But perhaps an even more interesting and mysterious artform is that of the love seat surf. For those of you unawheres, the "love seat" is traditionally the two coushioned variety of the couch. To make oneself comfortable on one, can at time be akin to contortionist budhist meditation. But anyways.... don't sleep on couches in frat houses, trust me.

Interests

{This is the list that I am most afraid of as my biggest hinderance in life is that I am interested in roughly everything. At this moment I am astutely interested in how I am going to end this insta-rant diplomatically. Maybe this will suffice}: Sometimes Everything; Always Nothing.

• arts
• dancing
• meditation
• music
• boxing

Music, Movies, and Books

{again...} Elliot Smith, Beck, Chopin, Andre from Outkast, Os Mutantes, Radiohead, Mid to late 80's Cure, Nabokov, Bjork, Rachmoninov, Milosz, Velvet Underground, Bowie, Mayakovsky, Kundera, Kurtvana, Ruben Gonzalez, Dr. Suesss, Dr. Dre, Dr. Octagon, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Faustus, Doctor Lector, 3 out of the 5 spice girls debut solo albums, Dylan(both of them), Johny Cash, John Cage, Brubeck, Miles, Steinbeck, Trotsky, Jung, Irving Stone, Wu Tang, Chomsky, Dostoevsky, The Meters, Philip Glass, Kronos, Sly, Every Dickens novel that doesn't have a happy ending, Everything Marc Twain ever wrote, said, thought or drank, My brother Ti....Wesley Willis

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Bush and Putin, 30 ft away from me, sitting in the Presidential Box, at the Marinskii Theatre in St. Petersburg, at the premier of a surrealist artists reinterpretation of Tchaikovskys the Nut Cracker. (as hard to believe as it may sound, Bush did not fall asleep at all, even during the dance of the Sugar Plumb fairy) PS, don't offer Female FSB Agents Milk Duds.... they don't like them I suppose.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to be someone else... It all starts with a fake mustache, seriously.

Countries I’ve Visited

Russian Federation

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland

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