Hello, I thought long and hard about this section. Sometimes its hard to go on about yourself, but here I go. I'm actually 39 not 109, I work an insane amount of hrs, and I dont drink, smoke, or do any drugs. I've been told I've missed my calling to be a comedian, because I love to laugh and I'm pretty good at make others do the same. However, sharing a funny story about falling off a bike, while checking out a cute guy, doesnt make you Jerry Seinfeld. Anyway, I'm very low key at home, and sole purpose is providing a peaceful, drama free home.