I was born a bloke, and I fancy women - so I'm pretty sure that I'm still a bloke.

The extremely bizarre fake pronoun bollocks makes be wonder whether one would be completely insane to waste a second of one's life about anything madder?

Making crap up; I identify as a female, despite being a fat male, just so i can hang about in female changing rooms, and compete with ladies in sports - where I'm guaranteed to beat them - having been born a man with much bigger muscles than ladies.

This is equality - i abhor anyone who does not agree with my made up stuff, because I made it up.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

By offering my couch

Interests

• socializing
• skiing
• snowboarding
• beaches

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Bodysurfing with sea lions, then relaxing on the beach with the pups afterwards

Teach, Learn, Share

Alpine skiing, intermediate ski touring, intermediate snowboarding, kitesurfing (not much this far from the sea - but can share the theoretical foundations even without any wind), most IT stuff.

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Brazil, Cabo Verde, Colombia, Cyprus, Egypt, Fiji, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Maldives, Netherlands, Peru, Portugal, Russian Federation, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

England, France, Switzerland

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