World domination, with or without minions. Preferably with minions so there's someone to bring me bacon in the morning, but I can live without minions as long as there's bacon anyway.

Interests

Eating lots of cheesecake then complaining that I'm fat.

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies: Horror, sci-fi and anything with hot chicks brandishing guns.

Music: I have an eclectic taste in music, most of which makes everyone else's ears bleed.

Books: Crime novels mainly. Anything that involves a gruesome death and a brilliant yet tortured detective or medical examiner determined to get to the bottom of this whilst the authorities fob them off. Preferably with some kind of gritty backdrop.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Seriously, I have to narrow this down? Really? Ok, swimming with whale sharks in Exmouth, Australia. A lifetime ambition fulfilled, right there, with friends I met backpacking but who are now solid mates for life. Best. Day. Ever.

Teach, Learn, Share

Oh christ, what can I teach anyone? I make the meanest scrambled eggs ever. Fact. Ask anyone. Anyone I've made scrambled eggs for anyways... I also make average cocktails but only when I'm drunk. Feed me vodka and I'll show you everything I know.

What I want to learn? ALL of the things! Learning is the foundation of life. If we didn't learn then we'd never leave the place we were born because we wouldn't know what there was waiting for us out there. Oh, but I'd especially like to learn Spanish. And stuff about the ocean. I do quite like the ocean.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Fiji, India, Nepal, Paraguay, Peru, Venezuela

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Cyprus, New Zealand, United Kingdom