World domination, with or without minions. Preferably with minions so there's someone to bring me bacon in the morning, but I can live without minions as long as there's bacon anyway.

Zainteresowania

Eating lots of cheesecake then complaining that I'm fat.

Muzyka, filmy i książki

Movies: Horror, sci-fi and anything with hot chicks brandishing guns.

Music: I have an eclectic taste in music, most of which makes everyone else's ears bleed.

Books: Crime novels mainly. Anything that involves a gruesome death and a brilliant yet tortured detective or medical examiner determined to get to the bottom of this whilst the authorities fob them off. Preferably with some kind of gritty backdrop.

Jedna niesamowita rzecz, którą zrobiłem(-am)

Seriously, I have to narrow this down? Really? Ok, swimming with whale sharks in Exmouth, Australia. A lifetime ambition fulfilled, right there, with friends I met backpacking but who are now solid mates for life. Best. Day. Ever.

Ucz innych, ucz się sam, udostępniaj

Oh christ, what can I teach anyone? I make the meanest scrambled eggs ever. Fact. Ask anyone. Anyone I've made scrambled eggs for anyways... I also make average cocktails but only when I'm drunk. Feed me vodka and I'll show you everything I know.

What I want to learn? ALL of the things! Learning is the foundation of life. If we didn't learn then we'd never leave the place we were born because we wouldn't know what there was waiting for us out there. Oh, but I'd especially like to learn Spanish. And stuff about the ocean. I do quite like the ocean.

Kraje, w których byłem(-am)

Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Fiji, India, Nepal, Paraguay, Peru, Venezuela

Kraje, w których mieszkałem(-am)

Australia, Cyprus, New Zealand, United Kingdom