CURRENT MISSION

to get back with at few chunks knocked out of me

ABOUT ME

My spine is highly adjustable to most couches and even some floors. I´ll fit most anywhere infact- under the carpet, behind the curtains, or in the drawers. There's a song for every couch in every room on every shore, and this rusty old guitar of mine may charm open your doors... With my rum-diddly dee-da dee-dum diddly-doo.

PHILOSOPHY

I think if life exists, then it's something just like this.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I traipse the state, circumnavegate, open gates, negate hate, inflate the heart rate, obligate a natural state, accumulate balls of eight, conjugate fate and sleep late.

Interests

pottery

• cats
• dogs
• running
• flying
• pottery
• music
• guitar

Music, Movies, and Books

Well, there are too many to mention. Most of them I haven't seen, read or heard about yet. But keeping my eyes and ears wide open for them.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once saw a London cabbie drive past a greyhound bus on a barren dirt road in Malawi, while I munched on some tayto crisps.

The big awkward labrador from next door has a festering resentment for our ginger cat. They often have staring competitions which I avidly follow. Once the dog decided to run at the cat, expecting it to shoot off away, but the cat just yawned and atempted a neck lick. The dog, rapidly approaching the cat, not knowing what to do next shifted his attention to an imaginary point beyond the cat and veered off to the left as though meaning to chase something else behind the cat in order to save face. His plan was foiled, since nothing which could run away lay beyond and so he slowed down behind the cat and collapsed in a huff, hoping that nobody had seen him make such an ass of himself.

Teach, Learn, Share

I enjoy words. I also enjoy music. I am most happy when these two forces wrap themselves around one another and sparks fly in all directions. Anything in either of these fields I'm willing to impove on or share.

Countries I’ve Visited

Mozambique, Zambia, Zimbabwe

Countries I’ve Lived In

Ireland, Malawi, Spain

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